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Dragon\'s Maze Victory

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Fastbond

{G}

Enchantment

Revised Edition

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You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.

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Date Posted: Mon Feb/18/13 at 10:12 am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

City of Ass is the rumored Mythic Rare land for the Dragon's Maze set.

Dragon's Maze
: Add to your mana pool.

, ,
Return Dragon's Maze to your hand: Search your library for a Gate card, put it onto
the battlefield, then shuffle your library. If you control ten or more
Gates with different names, you win the game.

Bloom Tender/Freed From the Real are whatever mana loop you want to use - those are just my favorite. Mana Loop and Fastbond in play, drop the Dragon's Maze, and activate it's second ability. Return the Maze to your hand. fetch your gate, put it into play. Then, repeat the process. Provided you've the nine life to spare, you fetch ten gates, and win the game.

This combo is based on the speculation of a card shared on some twenty-five mtg spoiler sites... but assuming it's true, the first combo of the Dragon's Maze set belongs to me. :D
Date Posted: Mon Feb/18/13 at 1:34pm

Chewy
Posts: 841
Joined: 18-Jan-13

Interesting way to win if this is accurate :). That could be very entertaining to see :)
Date Posted: Mon Feb/18/13 at 5:59pm

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

Twenty years into the future and still Fastbond haunts Richard Garfield.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 3:52am

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

"Yay! Yet another combo involving Stuffy Doll!
A combo that requires four cards, 20 mana, and is multicolored to boot.
When most of the preexisting combos only require 8-11 mana, use two or three cards, and some of those have managed to be monocolored to boot.
That's... that's great.
That's real great, there, skip. "

Transferred to this combo:

"Yay! Yet another combo involving Fastbond!
A combo that requires four cards, 30 mana, 9 life and is multicolored to boot.
When most of the preexisting combos only require 8-11 mana, use two or three cards, and some of those have managed to be monocolored to boot.
That's... that's great.
That's real great, there, skip. "

Someone sitting in a glasshouse should not throw stones!-)
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 6:10am

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=483735

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/dragons-maze-spoiler.html

Obviously Academic posted the first Dragon's Maze combo which does not work.
The mythic land enters the battlefield TAPPED and therefore the combo requires a fifth card to work: Amulet of Vigor.

I assume that scapeshift works lots better with this mythic.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 8:53am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Um, idiot?

That's updated information.

From here. Click the old post button at the top. Until recently, my information was still correct. :D Only you could point out new information, and still look like a fucking idiot.

And a hurt one - you're kind of right back to spazzing and losing your shit. And it's specifically because I'd said something you didn't like about a mediocre variation on a combo. You're too easily hurt - a reactionary manchild, and one who's not good
at being a dick. You fucking panic and react to anything without
putting thought into what you say.

"Yay! Yet another combo involving Fastbond! A combo that requires four cards, 30 mana, 9 life and is multicolored to boot.When
most of the preexisting combos only require 8-11 mana, use two or three
cards, and some of those have managed to be monocolored to boot."

1. Fastbond allows you to bypass mana restrictions, as does the mana loop. So, you're wrong, and dumb. :) My combo costs only six mana for an instant-win scenario (or it would have, before the spoiler update). So, that's dumb. :D

2. There are by definition no other Dragon's Maze combos here. So my comparison (that your idea to more-expensive, more complicated version, less good version of combos that are already here) isn't analogous to your comparisons (which is to say, my combo, by definition is new. Mana Loop+Fastbond+Dragon's Maze hasn't/couldn't be submitted here, you spazzy idiot. :D)

3.Aaaaaaaaand seeing how there are no preexisting combos, there can't be any that cost only 8-11 to play, use use only two-or-three cards and are monocolored to boot (which, considering this whole combo is about collecting Gates, is a really stupid assertion for you to have made.

Anyways, thanks to Knarf, I still have the first Dragon's Maze combo, y'all. Be sure to add an 'enters untapped' card if you ever play speculative combos with cards that don't exist yet. /:D
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 10:07am

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

"Ohhh, I was so glad that I heared about a combo with a not released card and not posted here and someone better than me found that I made a mistake. Buhuu, I'm upset now and maybe he will stop critizising me when I say some bad words towards him. Maybe I do this better than last time when I had to pimp away since I was no longer able to follow him in 6 parallel threads.
And now first he corrected my combo to make it work with 5 cards and second posted a working combo with less cards. UUuuhuuu, but I still posted the first DGM combo even if it's not working....
Sorry guys, I can't do better than that. "
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 10:31am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Yeah.... you're not good at doing the thing I do, skippy. Here. I can help you out.

1. My information has been accurate for weeks.
2. I defy you to find my combo. Go ahead. I'll wait. :D
No, seriously, google fu that shit, idiot. :D
3. You *are* spazzing and losing your shit because I'd said a mean thing about your stuffy doll combo. You can't deny that, as much as I'd want you to - you even quoted me making fun of your lame duck combo.
4. The thing you chose to say, specifically:""Yay! Yet another combo involving Fastbond! A combo that requires four cards, 30 mana, 9 life and is multicolored to boot.When most of the preexisting combos only require 8-11 mana, use two or three cards, and some of those have managed to be monocolored to boot.""

Was wrong in a hell of a lot of ways, including, but not limited to: The implication that there had been Dragon's Maze-Fastbond combos before; The implication that Dragon's Maze-Fastbond combos had been submitted for fewer cards; The implication that Dragon's Maze-Fastbond had been submitted for fewer mana; The implication that more than six fixed mana were required to play the Dragon's Maze-Fastbond; and the implication that there have been ever monocoloured Dragon's Maze-Fastbond - which again is pretty stupid, considering about one sixth of your deck will be dual-colored lands.

So, you really did say several dumb things - more to the point, since you awkwardly tried to parody my own post, you kind of highlighted exactly how much the mean thing I'd said to you had effected you.
4. Thanks to your addition, I do have the first Dragon's Maze combo. Deal with it. :)

As for your spazzing noise... you kind of have been following me from thread to thread today, which is pretty much what you've been doing since we started scrapping days ago. I'd said a mean thing, and then you chose to start flooding the forum in any thread I've posted in. So... whatever, dude. I offer up to anyone following along our post histories as evidence of what the situation is. Without bias or prejudice.

Look, you're a social idiot, guy. Like, completely. And you kind of ran off the second you thought that people would say mean things about you when the forum was asked to say a thing, so you're clearly afriad of actually having to deal with the consequences of your spazzing. Calm the fuck down, little dude. You're doing the exact opposite of what Chewy did back in the day. Stop spazzing, and start bettering yourself.

Seriously, you're losing your shit because someone told you to have standards.

Can't wait for your next skim-read reply, nerddork!
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 11:00am

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

Ooohh, wall of text. TA/DRall
But googling for the same combo does not result in a direct hit since IT's combo didn't work and therefore wasn't posted before.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 11:01am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

"TL;DR, but here's a point addressing something you said in that thing I didn't read."

I totally called the skim read. :D You really are a fucking idiot.

-edit- Also, that's not what you'd said, idiot. You specifically said "I was so glad that I heared about a combo with a not released card". So, the fact that you can't come up with anything to back that assertion up kind of makes you look like an even bigger idiot. Food for thought. :) -/edit-


[Edited by Academic on 19/Feb/13 at 11:03AM]
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 11:39am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Just a suggestion, but try adding Lotus Cobra to that combo for faster mana.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 11:53am

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

It should better listen when combos are discussed by IT's friends, good copying requires capturing all combo pieces like IT did in http://www.mtgcombos.com/view.php?fid=2&tid=65272 or http://www.mtgcombos.com/view.php?fid=2&tid=64865 or http://www.mtgcombos.com/view.php?fid=2&tid=65813.

 
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 2:45pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

The circle of life has righted itself! We can have new combos now!

edit- Knarf I'd like to point out that you've made nearly 300 posts about pimping away, biting, and not fighting. Most of these have been in response to Academic calling you out. Are you really going to continue with these excuses for your unintelligent behavior? -edit

[Edited by RedZTape on 19/Feb/13 at 2:50PM]
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 2:52pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

^^ Anytime.

Knarf - Yeah, dude, sure, this is just like those times I gave credit where credit was due, and the time I submitted my own original idea.

You are a fucking idiot, dude. No lie. :D
Date Posted: Fri Feb/22/13 at 3:39pm

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

Was it IT who asked for forensic evidence?
IT should better take care about IT's appearance when going to election for moderator.
Date Posted: Fri Feb/22/13 at 3:54pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

I'm sure that seemed like a cogent English thought to you, Knarf. I really am. :D
Date Posted: Fri Feb/22/13 at 4:11pm

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

See my next post in chat section, I think it would be good to sound the possibilities...
Date Posted: Fri Feb/22/13 at 5:45pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

"to sound the possibilities"

Where exactly did you learn English from, Knarf?
Date Posted: Fri Feb/22/13 at 6:12pm

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

Not from IT's bitten or mediocre combo posts:-D
Date Posted: Fri Feb/22/13 at 6:15pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Knarf, you've been biting my insults for the last week. You're really in no position to be insinuating anything. :D
Date Posted: Fri Feb/22/13 at 6:24pm

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

Go voting, realize that I'm insinuating that I'm omnipositioned!-))
Date Posted: Fri Feb/22/13 at 6:28pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

No, you mostly just ramble out of your ass.
Date Posted: Fri Feb/22/13 at 6:39pm

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

Only 9 words of response, it deems me that IT pimps away...




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