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Lazav

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Dude i just register to support you

Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 9:15am

[Edited by Academic on 30/Jan/13 at 9:15AM]

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SirZapdos

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Time Vault and Voltaic Key

Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 1:12pm

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Amazing lol

Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 1:36pm

I'm the Time Vault.

-edit- And I'm a motherfucking ghost. -/edit-

[Edited by Academic on 30/Jan/13 at 1:36PM]

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 1:44pm

Academic, you can't even Vault. How do you expect to Time a Vault?

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 1:54pm

....What?

:D I'm sure that sounded like the sickest burn to you, but what? What are you talking about?

Is this just more insecure belittling of a woman because she's better than you?

Again? :D

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 1:57pm

Are you feeling fit to insult someone just because they have a mental condition?

You're the type of feminist who doesn't want women to have more rights than men. You are a disgrace to every other feminist. I'd go as far as to call you worse than Anita Sarkeesian.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 1:59pm

HAH~!

Duder, no feminist wants women to have more rights than men. That would be subjugating men, which is the gender-revered shitty situation feminist broke free from.

Holy god, you're dumb. I don't care if you're autistic or not, even for an autist, you are amazingly oblivious.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 2:03pm

Enough academic. I have nothing against you being a feminist. But I do have something against you downing someone because of something like that. So stop with the remarks against entropy and find something better to do with your time. If you wanna ride my ass again for me posting this, go for it. I don't give a damn if i'm the target, but I sure as hell won't let someone else be.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 2:05pm

Exactly. Feminists actually want equality. You're just some sad, sad misanthropist who tries to convince herself that she is still being oppressed in a modern world. Feminists at least have some basis for their arguments. It sounds more like you want men to be subject to women's whims. Plus, it seems like you want to kill people with mental conditions too.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 2:07pm

But entropy, don't encourage her. It isn't worth it.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 2:12pm

It isn't worth it?

You know, I might not be a feminist, but Academic here is one of the reasons why people hate feminists. I hold no qualms against feminists, but I find it abhorrent the way that Academic is championing herself behind their name.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 2:22pm

Look, I agree with you to some extent, but you know she'll want the last word. She won't quit until she's "made her point". So if you don't continue it before it starts to escalade, then you'll be a lot less stressed and have less to worry about. And it pisses me off as much as you, because one of my best friends is autistic, and I don't let anyone mess with him, or anyone else I know for that matter. But it isn't worth the time it takes to try and convince someone that seems to think she's always right.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 2:25pm

"I am trying to oppress you, but women aren't being oppressed in today's society! Everyone should hate women who stand up to their direct oppressors!"

I am not surprised you are lacking self-awareness of your complete lack of self-awareness. :)

Honestly, nerd, this isn't the first time you've tried to incorrectly subvert the definition of feminism. I am a feminist because I hold people of either gender to the same standards. Whereas you literally can't separate being a feminist with being a woman.

I have no problem with your behaviour here and now, however. I told the room you were kind of a gross, shitty guy - your response is to act like a gross and shitty guy. You doing exactly what I accused you of is a win for me, skip. :)

Oh, and hey, look, Chewy is making friends with the guy who treats women like shit because he feels they're on the same page as pedophiles.

Remember when I accused you of requiring low standards just to survive? Just to have a friend on this site, you need to reach out to a pretty gross dude. You're proving my words through actions. From this point forward, any time you call my suppositions 'assumptions', you're being intellectually dishonest.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 2:41pm

You're a fucking idiot. Reread what I've said prior to that. I'm not against you, but I disagree with your actions. And yes, you assume something about people because you have nothing better to do. You've constantly tried to put me down, and all i'm seeing is the only way out of an argument with you is if you win it. If you're right. If you have the final say. I don't give a shit if you try to put me down, but when it comes to ANYONE else, that crosses the line. You could well be a genius, but you have no right to assume less of others because you're "better than everyone". As I've already said, you aren't always right. So grow up, admit it, and stop downing people that you feel are beneath you.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 2:52pm

Thanks, Academic. Thanks a bundle.

You just provided me with a clear example of the kind of person I would be if I hadn't fixed my superiority complex years ago.

Besides, you're the nerd. You play MTG, nerd. Go and read a book somewhere else, nerd.

Yeah, sure. I'm definitely a "pretty gross dude". When I describe myself for interviews, the most common words are "gross" and "dude".

I find it endlessly hilarious how you feel the need to add a smiley face so commonly. I can feel your rage seething through my screen, but you still try to hide it.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 3:11pm

"I'm a smug jackass, and I'm trying really hard to act better than you, even resorting to misogyny and intellectual dishonesty to dismiss you, but I totally gave up my superiority complex years ago, and that makes me better than you".

Okay, that was amazing. I'm not even going to call you dumb for that one. That one legit made me laugh. I haven't heard a statement that oblivious since my Freshman year.

Oh, my god, that was awesome.

Nerd - I have no problem enjoying myself while angry, nerd. Just because I've got you in a corner doesn't mean I'm not happy. :D

[Edited by Academic on 30/Jan/13 at 3:11PM]

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 3:20pm

Corner? You got me in a corner?

You know what, bitch? I've got you in a coroner.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 3:26pm

Oh, yeah, you've... you've got me in a coroner. You... you really have me in a person who preforms autopsies.

So... that's all you've got left?

-edit- Like.... are we just going to play last post wins after this, so you don't have to give up a losing battle?

That thing where people reply to me with non-sequitars for hours after they've lost an argument? -edit-

[Edited by Academic on 30/Jan/13 at 3:28PM]

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 3:54pm

It means you're dead. Idiot.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 3:59pm

Because I'm inside of a coroner?

I mean, I guess that's logically consistant, it just seems like a really dumb insult.

"HEY, YOU, STUPID FACE! I'VE GOT YOU INSIDE OF A PERSON! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?!"

[Edited by Academic on 30/Jan/13 at 3:59PM]

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 4:20pm

I'm not even going to question why you have so many links to old men laughing saved. Probably some fetish of yours.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 4:28pm

"*Sputter, sputter* O-o-oh yeah? Well, well, I bet you have weird sex! How about that?"

You're flailing~

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 4:33pm

At this point, you must be joking. I can see you, an obese 30 year old man, sitting there in his parent's basement, laughing his ass off.

There's no possible way that anyone with a college degree could display such a loathsome level of idiocy.

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 4:45pm

"I don't believe that a woman can speak to me like this! You must be male! And despite the fact that I've said nothing but stupid, sloppy, dishonest things this whole time (and despite all of your logically consistent and accurate deconstructions of my ignorance), I am qualified to judge your intellectual prowess!"

Or maybe this time it was just "I've got no ammunition left, so I'm going to imply you're like me".

You're still flailing~

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 5:23pm

Wow, you're bringing gender into this again? What, can you not refute my actual arguments?

You're illogicality is over 9000~

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Date Posted: Wed Jan/30/13 at 5:57pm

Irrationality, amateur. Illogicality isn't a word.

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I offer as evidence your posts that you're not fit to judge anyone's ability to reason. You're an idiot, a casual bigot, and you use the computer you've touched for most of your life to spew into the Internet. You have a terrible, sloppy handle of writing at best, and at worst, it's coupled with disjointed worthless conjecture and void rhetoric. You're an amateur, an idiot, a misogynist without any actual charm.

The second that you sweat because of a girl you lose your fucking shit. You're an outdated dishonest coward idiot. You ask leading questions, pretending you're attempting to use the Socratic method and not just dodging inconvenient truths because they make you look terrible. Intellectual impotence writ large.

You said you'd put me into a coroner. When I mocked you for it, you said, and I quote verbatim, "you're dead". You threatened to kill me as if you earnestly thought I could give two flying fucks about a tiny little gimp like you.

You've compared being a woman to being a pedophile, and suggested in the same post that that was the reason women should hide their gender online. That indefensible, dishonest broken rational.

And since I've never once said a thing about you here that you haven't said yourself on this forum, that means in every way, shape, and form I am better than you.

Just you. I'm not talking about men, or the other posters, or any other little group you want to dodge behind. You.

My rational falls soundly and succinctly without failure, and respects the formal rules of debate. You use ambiguous and evasive rhetoric as if it wern't transparent and lazy.

TL;DR version, I'm not just calling you can idiot - you have been behaving like an idiot. In a million ways that you're not even smart enough to understand, and in one last drooling, mouthbreathing decision, you've locked into behaving like every stereotype you think is hurtful, in a sloppy and gross reflection of what you imagine a woman hates.

And you can't even do that right.

[Edited by Academic on 30/Jan/13 at 6:26PM]

Date Posted: Thu Jan/31/13 at 8:15am

danemaster00

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Hey idiots.... Stop arguing, and trying to be right or wrong over the internet. If you want something done, or to make a change go to it yourself. Get up off the computer, stop playing MTG, and do something useful.

But of course, you probably won't, so just ignore each other, stfu, and stop spamming.

If you think someone is wrong, just say "You are wrong, (State reason) [CONCISE], refer to an action event, object or example." and MOVE ON. If they don't get it they probably wont ever over the internet. it's better to talk to them in person.

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Is it such a hard concept to grasp? its only fun when its a hilarious non-serious idiotic argument, like chewy vs academic, ... but when you get into these arguments with, feminism, autism, each argument is like 1/2 a page long, NO ONE wants to read that? it becomes serious... and its just not funny, its just a boring page scroller of nerds getting mad at each other. If you can't comprehend the uselessness of trying to tell someone they're wrong over the internet, instead of meaningful actions, here's a Quote to help you.

“I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.”

-John Locke

“Belief means nothing without actions”

- Randa Abdel-Fattah

AND OFCOURSE

"The shortest answer is doing."
- Lord Herbert

DO NOT RESPOND to this message. I DON'T care whether or not you understand this concept, nor what you have to say about it. If you cannot grasp it, there is no further point in me wasting my time here, and I would rather DO something to help allow you to understand this, but I have no means of doing that, and millions have done it before me.

From Now on If you see an Argument, I ENCOURAGE YOU to PLEASE copy / paste my statement there.
-Dane M.

[Edited by danemaster00 on 31/Jan/13 at 8:16AM]

Date Posted: Thu Jan/31/13 at 8:46am