Smart Ass is the Boros Reckoner. The Cheap Ass is the Angelic Skermisher. The Fat Ass is the Boros Charm. With the Angelic Skirmisher and the Boros Reckoner in play, chose to give all creatures Lifelink, and throw the Reckoner at the other player. Assuming it's blocked, cast the charm, and make your creatures indestructible. The Reckoner's ability will activate - have it target itself. Over and over. It's a pre-release infinite life combo. :D

Or do direct damage to the Reckoner. Or have it fight. That is in fact how it works.

Seriously, your insights are fucking worthless, every goddamned time. 

I hope someone cuts your diddling dick off.

It's stupid shit you say like that that've getting you in trouble, mouthbreather.

So, your new angle is to pretend that people who think you're awful are disingenuous?

Be sure to reply 'in character', by which I mean keep on being the most pretentious human being to ever enter these forums. :)

I genuinely feel bad for anyone who has ever become disillusioned with you after realizing how full of shit you are.

Chewy - get over your fat-hearted pride. If you need someone kissing your ass to acknowledge a valid point then you've got a bigger problem on your hands.

PS - the whole "This was all for the Lulz you guys, no one was really being mean too me! And I was just taking part in the act!" thing is legitimately funny, but not in any way that reflects well on you. :) Way to go from begging me not to be mean to becoming a human punching bag that pretends it's not being hit.

As for the rest of your meessage, it should be patently aware by now that I could not give a fuck about someone when someone goes 'settle down, little girl'. If someone is being a prick to me, I have no compunction towards returning the abuse.

That's also why this isn't bullying. I don't initiate that sort of behaviour. My actions are a defense against bullying. It just turns out that I'm much, much better at being mean than anyone else - which is why I'm sweet the majority of the time. I know I'm better at being mean than other people, and everyone one deserves the right to be treated well, so I try to be sweet.

But then again, some people are smug rude pricks, and because I'm a girl type, they figure I'll just take their harassment. These threads were an example of about how well that goes. :D

If people want to judge me on (what by definition would have to be half of the story - I never start these things, remember), then it sounds like they're willing to be assholes for as little a reason as possible - so, basically, fuck those guys. They'll get what they deserve - angry little miss me. :)

Boyachi is always a bit terse, but his insights are usually on the money. It's worth listening to what information he's bringing to the table.

Usually. :)