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Title: The French are the lowest form of human beings on Earth.
Date Posted: Tue Apr/02/13 at 7:51am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Possibly second only to child rapists.

Discuss.
Date Posted: Tue Apr/02/13 at 10:00pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

Oriental foreign exchange students (usually Japanese) that can't pronounce 70% of the sounds of English words piss me right the hell off. That's about as far as I go with racism. Black men in suits are more attractive and trustworthy than any other flavor *violent cough* color I mean. Ok now I'm done. Black women are a turn off. Yep that's really it. I hate Mexican skin colors and wish they were lighter (just the color not the people). NOW I'm finished.
Date Posted: Tue Apr/02/13 at 10:29pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Hey man, racism isn't cool. Unless it's against the swishy French.
Date Posted: Tue Apr/02/13 at 10:34pm

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

The french created Parkour, they are on your rooftops.
Date Posted: Tue Apr/02/13 at 10:44pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Only the French would turn running away into a sport.
Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 1:07am

Chewy
Posts: 841
Joined: 18-Jan-13

It's a fun sport lol. But aside from that, here's a combo that does nothing! Possibly made by the French lol.
Niblis of the Breath + Illusionist's Bracers + Silver Myr
And now we know...
Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 1:09am

Chewy
Posts: 841
Joined: 18-Jan-13

And welcome to the world of the ninja French fries lol. Btw, not racist at all lol
Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 5:00am

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

I have to agree partially...they are right up there on the list with leaders, kings, politicians, and the Catholic Church...oh...and people who repeatedly defend animal rights and then post a facebook picture of them ordering steak at Outback's...I mean really? I know I'm hypocritical (Hell I go out of my way...kind of a hobby really...)...but these morons take the cake...I don't care how much brutality that cow took...I didn't cause it...I just wanted a fucking rare-medium rare steak...instead I get some shithead PETA kid telling me that I'm a bad person...well guess what PETA people...you and the Catholic Church have a lot in common...notably cramming your hypocrisies down my throat while I try to enjoy my meal...especially when I go to Captain D's...Okay...rant over...time for breakfast...

PS: Thank the gods for topics like this...really lets you vent...
Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 6:26am

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

"Depending on the time of day the French go either way."
Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 8:39am

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

Topics like this are the reason for requesting a moderator.
Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 9:16am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain

Mark. Fucking. Twain.

I hear if you put French language magic cards in your deck, your deck will run a lot faster.


[Edited by Academic on 3/Apr/13 at 9:21AM]
Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 10:08am

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

Mark Twain joked in an 1879 journal, IT does sedition in a 2013 thread.
Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 10:18am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Frenchmen wear yellow ties so they can match their teeth.

In the original version, Jesus was actually born French, but they changed the local when they realized that it's impossible to find three french wise men.

Or a French woman who's a virgin.

The French are to Magic what the British are to cooking.


Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 10:24am

Academic
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Joined: 29-Mar-12

Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 3:02pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

LOL...got to give applause for this one...this thread is a doozy...*clap clap*
Date Posted: Wed Apr/03/13 at 6:42pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Hey, thanks, Jester.

Hey - how are fucking a Frenchman and bungee jumping similar?

Both are -edit- cheap -/edit-, both are over way too quickly, and if the rubber breaks, you're going to die.




[Edited by Academic on 3/Apr/13 at 11:04PM]
Date Posted: Sat Apr/06/13 at 11:27pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

MOAR THESE ARE FUNNY.
Date Posted: Tue Apr/09/13 at 2:22pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Of course the French would invent parcour. Running is all the French are good for. They surrendered wwii without the Germans firing a single shot at them. They would rather make love with their faces than do anything worthwhile. Fact is, if you want someone who looks French, but not gay, go Italian.