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Title: Starting to get stale.
Date Posted: Sun Feb/17/13 at 9:03pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Seems we've run out of interesting things to talk about. :(|)
Date Posted: Sun Feb/17/13 at 9:13pm

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

What, you didn't see the fight ready to burst out for biting? Check the recents!

Otherwise, I'm dredging up twenty year old combos that aren't in the database...I suppose those could in fact be stale. Oubliette is a highly annoying card, especially when cast against black and/or red decks.
Date Posted: Mon Feb/18/13 at 10:36am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Date Posted: Mon Feb/18/13 at 1:39pm

Chewy
Posts: 841
Joined: 18-Jan-13

Hey look, a video! Movie time!
Date Posted: Mon Feb/18/13 at 7:17pm

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

I'm not quite sure how to feel about that video.
Date Posted: Mon Feb/18/13 at 7:21pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

That's how they did the bodies exhibit. Very interesting to go through.
Date Posted: Mon Feb/18/13 at 9:45pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Meh...Elesh Norn's still waaaayyy sexier, but a nice exhibit indeed...
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 4:34am

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

I think more 'phony' people need to piss off Academic. Any volunteers?
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 9:48am

Chewy
Posts: 841
Joined: 18-Jan-13

No, see, that's no fun. What if they were trying to piss you off? It'd be a whole other ball game lol
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 10:04am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

You're referring about Knarf when you're referring to 'phony', Tape? No need for the quotes. Knarf was acting pretentiously, and pretending he was in a position to hold himself over new users.

The petty little spaz he's acting like now? That's the real him. :D

Sure, feed me someone awful. I'd be glad to deconstruct someone else, for the crowd.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 10:13am

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

Obviously IT is afraid of confrontation with me who made IT "pimp away"!-))
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 10:35am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

:D

You know when you say something, and it burns into someone's brain?

"Pimp Away" will be written on this guy's tombstone. :D
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 10:54am

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

I see IT started preparation..
Better think about how to generate own MTG ideas!-))
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 11:01am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Oh, my god, you are so desperate for attention. :D

"HEY GUYS HER FRIEND MADE THAT COMBO SHE POSTED LAST NIGHT i mean i know that she said so in her post but HEY GUYS LOOK! LOOK!"

Everyone who isn't Knarf - do you have a problem with me submitting combos my friends make, provided they're not already on the site?
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 11:31am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Here's how that funeral would go down. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to lay Knarf to rest. He lead a meaningless life. We shall remember...him? I don't know...it's a goddamn pony. Anyway, we shall remember "him" by his catch phrase "Pimp away" which we had engraved on his tombstone. Yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil for you are with me. Thy rod and thy staff comfort me. In nómine Patris, et Fílii, et Spíritus Sancti, exstinguátur in te omnis virtus diáboli per impositiónem mánuum nostrárum, et per invocatiónem gloriósae et sanctae Dei Genitricis Virginis Mariea, ejusqye inclytu Sponsi Joseph, et ómnium sanctórum Angelelórum, Archangelórum, Patriarchárum, Prophetárum, Apostolorum, Mártyrum, Confessórum, Virginum, atque ómnium simul Sanctórum. Amen." Then everyone goes to the funeral home and breaks out the expensive bubbly. wOOt!!!! Ding dong the idiot's gone! Don't worry about the body, we flushed it down the potty! Round and round it goes...round and round it goes...HA!
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 12:01pm

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

Another IT girly!-)) Welcome to the show:-D

It's not so long ago that I've seen plenty of such jesters on the street.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 1:07pm

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

I spy a guy in a peacoat that is NOT a clown. What a jerk.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 1:17pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

See, what he's doing here is both overt dehumanization - it's also sexist as hell - I.e. you are a male, since you are being called a woman, you must be insulted by the implication.

I'm posting from class right now, but just wait for after class - I've got a post that actually explains all of Knarf's behaviours directly. I'll just need a bit of time to type it out. Short story - Knarf is in fact mentally unstable. If I'm right, he can't understand that he's doing anything wrong right now. :D
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 1:27pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

You're saying "welcome to the show" like you got here before I did. I made this thread. You just durped so hard you hurped. Hey Knarf, a few things. 1. You are the poster child for birth control. 2. You are a reason women become lesbians. 3. Excuse this and accept it for what I mean (Academic. Keep it together for a second.) You are the orgasm your mother should have swallowed.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 1:46pm

auron
Posts: 123
Joined: 04-Nov-12

Hey fuck off the jesters.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 2:41pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

^^;

Kefka, I like that you're learning when you're being offensive (mostly), and I really appreciate that you're trying to be self-conscious of acting in an offensive manner.

The funny part is that there's nothing inherantly sexist about saying someone should swallow cum - dudes do it too. :D

Careful with the lesbian bit - you're right that some women do turn to lesbianism because of having to deal with utter manchildren on a regular basis, but most just do it because they just like banging girls better. :)

But you actually didn't say anything sexist, per se. Awfully close, but not quite.

I like that you're learning. :D
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 3:59pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

I figure I should warn people when my fingers are going to get offensive. Going to med school soon and all. Gotta work on that bedside stuff.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 4:01pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

ANYTHING SEXIST.
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 6:17pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

*knocks red to the ground and jumps on top of him and begins to eat him alive*
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 9:03pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

*Limbs regenerate from the rampant phyresis infecting my body*

-edit I'm an all-you-can-eat buffet! edit-

[Edited by RedZTape on 19/Feb/13 at 9:04PM]
Date Posted: Tue Feb/19/13 at 11:52pm

Chewy
Posts: 841
Joined: 18-Jan-13

*Walks by, stops to stare at red, then at kefka, then back at red, glancing at kefka, then slowly walks away* Didn't see a thing... :D
Date Posted: Wed Feb/20/13 at 10:58am

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

We go from talking about Lesbians to two dudes, one atop the other "eating" him.

I figured I should point this out.


[Edited by Boyachi on 20/Feb/13 at 12:39PM]
Date Posted: Wed Feb/20/13 at 11:49am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

I got hungry! *snaps his fingers casting Ultima* Be careful...*chuckles*
Date Posted: Wed Feb/20/13 at 4:00pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

I know I've said I'd explain Knarf's neurological issues after class - fact is I kind of got splashed with a pile of unexpected homework, a peer review session, and now I've got a practical exam I need to cram for, so I'm just going to have to give a jot notes version of things, as suggested by a psych student I've shared Knarf's behavior with.

Knarf is showing enough symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome that potentially he could be properly diagnosed as such.

*The lack of a want to encourage friendship and camaraderie among social circles.
*A lack of social reciprocity, and a habit of emotionally 'taking' without 'giving', unless there's an overt social gain in giving.
*A failure to act appropriately in social situations, or overreacting
*Adverse attitudes towards any social change, and a need to impose an order on immediate social groups
*An utter fixation on a craft, hobby, or interest (say.... Magic? /:D)
*Poor communication skills, derived from difficulties understanding the tones or intonation of a statement.
**As such, Asperger's sufferers typically have difficulty parsing out figurative language (basically, they tend to take everything literally).
*A habit of using overcomplex, if correct words when more common words would do.
*An oversensitive fight-or-flight instinct
*Poor motor skills - like a piss-poor ability to type. :D

It's all classic Asperger syndrome. Now, that doesn't excuse him acting like an asshole (there are lots of non-asshole Asperger sufferers), but it does explain why he's completely clueless as to how he's behaving.
Date Posted: Wed Feb/20/13 at 6:03pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Example of Academic's statement. Watch an episode of House M.D. Exhibits all signs of it.
Date Posted: Wed Feb/20/13 at 11:40pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Guys GUYS! GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Four Words...

SPACE

MARINE

LESBIAN

ARMY

Featuring a Space marine chaplain with a dildo as her crozius arcanum (Count it as a power sword. AP 2)

Also featuring Sexy Captain Kavyaan Shrike...mh
Date Posted: Thu Feb/21/13 at 12:24am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

I was sure power weapons ignored armor. Make the hit, you score the wound. Might be old rules though...haven't played 40k in a while. Necrons FTW!!!
Date Posted: Thu Feb/21/13 at 5:40am

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

Oh... Warhammer.... *puts box of Heroscape tiles back under bed*
Date Posted: Thu Feb/21/13 at 9:38am

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

Watch where you shove those tiles, I'm trying to lurk down here!
Date Posted: Thu Feb/21/13 at 2:24pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

Do you by any chance have tentacles on/in any part of your body? If so, please find a new bed. This is a strict NO TENTACLE zone, violators will be forced into a dress and made to have a tea party.