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Title: Knarf is losing his shit
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 5:56pm

Academic
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But more importantly - what's your favorite ice cream flavour?
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 6:56pm

RedZTape
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Joined: 13-Jan-13

Coconut, cookies N cream, sometimes black raspberry. How about you?

ALSO! The time is 7:56 where I am. The website isn't in sync with my time but idk by how much. US East Coast if that makes a difference/helps anything.

edit- exactly an hour behind me! -edit

[Edited by RedZTape on 7/Feb/13 at 6:56PM]
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 6:59pm

Academic
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I like vanilla, black cherry, and bubblegum. 

But I mean, I never really eat the stuff. Is it weird to have a favorite kind of a food, if you never really eat that food?
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:09pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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Joined: 30-Nov-11

IT likes C&P, nothing else.
Original is something different than offense.
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:13pm

Academic
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(For anyone new to this conversation, please refer to the title of this thread.)
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:19pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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Sure, Academic wants to keep the front page clean and generates offending threads. Self-explaining, isn't it?
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:19pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
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Yeah I like the idea of an orgy but will probably never actually attend one. XD

KNARF WHY ARE YOU HERE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ICE CREAM! YOU ARE NOT A SWEET CREAMY DELIGHT TO BE DISCUSSED!

edit- Wow I'm a really slow thinker... -edit

[Edited by RedZTape on 7/Feb/13 at 7:20PM]
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:23pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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ICE CREAM, CREAM PIE, who cares, that is IT girls playground!-D
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:24pm

Academic
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It's almost painful to watch him act like this.

But on the other hand, it is really, really fucking funny to watch him turn into everything he hates.
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:34pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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I still didn't offended anyone directly nor used "F..." or "i....." words like the leader of mental disease, anything I did was done with a wink, if my posts are leading IT to "pimping away", "pimping away", "pimping away", "pimping away", "pimping away", then it's IT's problem. If I am more than IT girls can bear, the IT girls may dissapear!-)
Wow, poetry slam, anyone?
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:37pm

Academic
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"HEY I'M NOT LOSING MY SHIT, BECAUSE I SPOKE THE WHOLE TIME USING THE SAME LANGUAGE AS CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED TO USE"

Yeah, whether or not you've said the word fuck or idiot has no bearing on the fact that I said a mean thing to you, and it hurt you so bad that you're parroting it like a mantra. :D
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:53pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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A mantra is something IT will C&P, too. Keep on "pimping away", "pimping away", "pimping away", "pimping away", "pimping away",
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 7:54pm

Academic
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Joined: 29-Mar-12

oh my god he's still doing it :D

[Edited by Academic on 7/Feb/13 at 7:54PM]
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 8:10pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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How original, but taking into account that IT is "pimping away", "pimping away","pimping away","pimping away","pimping away","pimping away","pimping away",
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 8:12pm

Academic
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he's. still. fucking. doing. it. XD XD XD
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 8:13pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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"doing it" for the second copy, how original, IT is "pimping away","pimping away","pimping away",
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 8:19pm

Academic
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"OH YEAH WELL I'LL JUST PROVE YOU WRONG BY DOING IT EVEN MORE! I'M NOT PIMPING AWAY! I'M NOT! if i say it enough maybe people won't notice that i'm doing it"

This is fucking amazing. I thought your kind couldn't survive on the Internet. No wonder you wanted everyone to play nice here - you couldn't take any sort of criticism without losing your shit. :D

You are pimping away like a fat man kicked out of a buffet. :D
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 8:24pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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If IT observed buffets well then IT would have seen that fat men are never kicked out there!-)
Another try of "PIMPING AWAY"?-D
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 8:24pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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If IT observed buffets well then IT would have seen that fat men are never kicked out there!-)
Another try of "PIMPING AWAY"?-D
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 8:27pm

Academic
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:D

How many times are you clicking the reply button, spazzy?
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 8:28pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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Is IT unable to count?
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 9:05pm

shakii23
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Avocado Ice Cream FTW!
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 9:52pm

Turbine
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Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 10:00pm

Chewy
Posts: 841
Joined: 18-Jan-13

Mint chocolate chip, gingerbread, and raspberry chip :). And Knarf, bad pony lol.
Date Posted: Thu Feb/07/13 at 11:31pm

auron
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Oh look someone is having a mental break down.*sits down and eats popcorn*
Date Posted: Fri Feb/08/13 at 12:26am

Kefka
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Hmm...heh...hehehehe....*gasp* hehehe...*gasp x10* HAHAHA!!!! AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *chuckles* My fav. ice cream is peanut butter cup in chocolate ice cream. :P
Date Posted: Fri Feb/08/13 at 9:48am

Academic
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Okay, apparently, "Chunky Monkey" is fucking amazing.

Being a grown-up means Ice Cream for breakfast. :D
Date Posted: Fri Feb/08/13 at 10:17am

Boyachi
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It is elusive, but mine is Turkey Hill brand: Graham Slam. Who knew graham cracker flavored ice cream could taste so amazing?
Date Posted: Fri Feb/08/13 at 3:01pm

Kefka
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It's not that elusive. Just go to a Turkey Hill/Tom Thumb/Tower. They are all the same company. Turkey Hill is Northern East Coast. Tom Thumb is Deep South. Tower is pretty much everywhere else. Places that carry Kroger brand items will likely have Turkey Hill stuff too.

In case you didn't get my previous post, it's from The Money Pit.
Date Posted: Sat Feb/09/13 at 5:38pm

Boyachi
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It's not the company, it's the flavor. Everyone cares the brand, but only one place has that exact type. Doesn't help that it is out of the way of everything.
Date Posted: Sat Feb/09/13 at 9:58pm

RedZTape
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My local supermarket stopped selling Turkey Hill's Limonade... Summers aren't what they used to be. :C
Date Posted: Sun Feb/10/13 at 12:10am

Chewy
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Yay ice cream! Lol. And has anyone seen knarf? Better yet, does anyone really care?
Date Posted: Sun Feb/10/13 at 2:20pm

Kefka
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Knarf felt is required to bash one of my VERY efficient combos recently. Mikaeus The Lunarch and Ajani, Caller of the Pride.
Date Posted: Sun Feb/10/13 at 6:43pm

shakii23
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Karate chop I scream is the best...
Date Posted: Sat Mar/09/13 at 11:40am

Academic
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Date Posted: Sat Mar/09/13 at 11:45am

knarf_the_dwarf
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LOL, removing the dust from old threads...
IT wants to play this game?
Date Posted: Sat Mar/09/13 at 11:56am

Academic
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Seriously, though, Shiakii, Karate Chop ice cream? Tell me that's a real thing, and not just you being silly.
Date Posted: Sat Mar/09/13 at 6:53pm

Kefka
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10 hours of static huh? Sounds like the inside of my head to a "psychic".
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 9:19am

Academic
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It's a suitable allegory for Knarf - neverending white noise.
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 10:59am

knarf_the_dwarf
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The white noise has more own ideas and produces more interesting combos than a rainbow colored pudding we all know...
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 12:46pm

Kefka
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Yeah, guess that works. Obviously Knuckle Barf can't tell the difference between gelatin and pudding. You know what would be funny? Showing Knuckle Barf an English pudding. He wouldn't know what it is.
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 4:03pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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Jason, translation loses a little. Are you stuck to british or american english? According to my dictionary british blancmange equals american pudding; pudding is also used describing dessert, sweets, afters. What you are talking about seems to be jelly or jello.
Gelatin (or gelatine, from Latin: gelatus = stiff, frozen) is a translucent, colorless, brittle (when dry), flavorless solid substance, derived from collagen obtained from various animal by-products. It is commonly used as a gelling agent in food, pharmaceuticals, photography, and cosmetic manufacturing. (source http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatin).
So, before to try to discredit me do a kind of fundamental research; by the way this problem is also your's when you do posting combos!-))
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 6:41pm

RedZTape
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Cow hooves ----> Gelatin ----> Jello ----> Academic. It's the circle of life and all that. Also science. Trust me, I'm an artificer.
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 6:56pm

DyingJester
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No...do not trust this false god...bring me offerings of hentai and I, Dyingjester, weekend elder god shall give you...a shitty coupon for Hot Topic...what do you say guys...wanna be my cultists?
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 7:15pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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Joined: 30-Nov-11

Is this hentai?


[Edited by knarf_the_dwarf on 10/Mar/13 at 7:25PM]
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 7:35pm

auron
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You bastard!!!
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 8:12pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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 Let's sing a song cause Academic pimped away!-)

Goodbye mtgcombos.com's rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
You called out to our hobby
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong to www.heaven
And the stars spell out your name

chorus

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along mtgcombos' greenest hills
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend ever will

Loveliness we've lost
These empty days without your smile
This torch we'll always carry
For our site's rainbow child
And even though we try
The truth brings us to tears
All our words cannot express
The joy you brought us through the years

[repeat chorus]

Goodbye mtgcombos' rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
Goodbye mtgcombos' rose
From a www site lost without your soul
Who'll miss the wings of your compassion
More than you'll ever know


[Edited by knarf_the_dwarf on 10/Mar/13 at 8:32PM]
Date Posted: Sun Mar/10/13 at 8:46pm

DyingJester
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LOL!
Date Posted: Mon Mar/11/13 at 7:26am

RedZTape
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Guys did you hear? This site is officially condemned! Knarf says MTG Combos is dead so therefore it must be! No more posting as of now! I guess I'll see you all never. ;D
Date Posted: Mon Mar/11/13 at 2:30pm

DyingJester
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BUT I WANTED TO BE AN ELDER GOD!!! NO FAIR !!!
Date Posted: Mon Mar/11/13 at 3:07pm

knarf_the_dwarf
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Buuhuuh red, I just said that the rose of
mtgcombos.com
has gone!-))
But it's a nice song!

I should start career as poet or rapper!-)
Date Posted: Tue Mar/12/13 at 6:30am

Kefka
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Um... ok then. Of everyone here, only I have become a god. Remember that whole thing with the espers and the floating continent? I'll play along thugh jester. Turns out, where I live, my girl is the one that has to file the report to the sheriff's department. I can however, start the ball rolling on the lawsuit. Also, my hair irl, is really long. Almost reaches my butt.
Date Posted: Tue Mar/12/13 at 6:42am

Kefka
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Master master, all I see or hear is laughter. Master master, laughing at my cries. Fix Me! * long heavy metal sequence.* A day in the life of knuckle barf. No friends. No supporters. No one but his addiction to cocaine.
Date Posted: Tue Mar/12/13 at 12:48pm

RedZTape
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PICS PLEASE.
Date Posted: Wed Mar/13/13 at 12:21am

Kefka
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Red, you realize I'm a guy right?
Date Posted: Wed Mar/13/13 at 1:32am

Boyachi
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Does that matter, this is a forum. Thus the rule is Pics or GTFO.

Or was it Pics of Gran Torino?

Get off My Lawn
Date Posted: Wed Mar/13/13 at 10:50am

RedZTape
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Hey as long as our balls don't touch, it's not gay. XD Nah I just wanna see you to compare you to your avatar!
Date Posted: Thu Mar/14/13 at 12:26am

Kefka
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Not with a fucktard like knarf on this site.



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