I like trolls. I hate shitty human beings. There's a difference. Some are both - Kethiju comes to mind - but what I care about are the little details that indicate authenticity. Kethiju, for example, was a legitimate misoginist. Shmogi also cracked a few misoginist jokes, but he did it in light-hearted fun. Whereas Kethiju, to this day, gets legitimately upset if you so much as imply that a girl is better than him. :D

Seriously, he lost his fucking shit. It was great. 

I like trolls. But I hate shitheads. I hate shithead trolls, but it's completely incidental that they're trolls.

So. Which are you? :)

Then again, seeing how people form social opinions by seeking out common biases in others, it sounds like you're just regressing into your idiot façade as if everyone can't see how fucking weak and exposed you are. 

Not even a little.

Sorry.

Easily offended liars and pretentious dicks deserve to be put in their place, and I can and will do it.

-edit- Idiot - re-read my post - does my qualifier for the definition of pretentiousness hold true? /:D 

I am more important than any semi-literate misogynist, but on a cultural level, I effect positive change against the patriarchy, with my eyes set on an equitable society - you're intent on reinforcing it, through anti-female comentary, and (completely ineffectual) threats of violence against women you don't feel are showing you enough respect (respect you just don't deserve). In a more pragmatic sence, you haven't submitted any original content since May of last year.

 I've left you sputtering pathetically, so I've at least a greater talent at wordplay and logic; the best than can be said about your mind is that you're now starting to reach for a dictionary when I dress you down - but, I mean, you can't even do that right, as proven above. :D

Listen, little guy - I can not only identify a malignant tumour in the brain, I can excise the tumour within .0005 of an inch, typically with minimal damage to the surrounding tissue - right now, I'm being familiarized the da Vinci Si - they wouldn't trust you in the same room with one. While either display a greater talent and importance, in this instance, I prove my culture is more important than your own. Period. Full stop. Because nothing - nothing else matters when your health is on the line - and if there is something wrong with you, you will come to us. 

As for two gun, he posts only a few times every few months anyways. I'm glad when he posts. He's never failed to be everything you're not. :) 

I do appreciate the sentiment, but the only reason I outed myself here was to successfully attack the anti-female attitudes which were predominant. 

Here, I don't want to be sexy - here, I'm only a girl incidentally. Here, I am just a nerd. A really, really smart nerd. And one hell of a card player. :D

And I'm hoping I can be respected as such.

I used to worry a lot when I started down the neurobiology path because I didn't have an eidetic memory, while a lot of my classmates did (I actually have strong tactile memory, while most eidetics seem to have a more predominant visual recall). I do rank better than most for memory retention, but I look at those with flawless memory retention as nearly robots, and I am jealous as hell of them. 

I usually just get by through the old-fashioned practice and repetition, through always doing research and taking notes, and through using my tablet PC shamelessly. In between those, I've fleshed out a way I can retain whatever I need, whenever I need. 

Also dude, just go bone a normal woman. /:D

Never mind the fact that you directly reignited a fight which had been resolved well before you'd created this thread. 

And never mind that your entire premises is flawed in that this battle was largely the consequence of one person following the other into other threads and harassing them (I've already forgiven you for that, Chewy, and you are doing much better as a member of this forum since). 

You're a fucking idiot, Knarf.  If any of us need to resolve an issue, we will do it when and where we need to. Keep your idiot hands off the keyboard until you have a combo, or someone else has a rules question.

-edit- Thanks to your (culturally unaware) idea, this 'feud' has been front-page for days after it resolved. Great work, moron. -/edit-

By ignoring you, and doing things our own way, I've brought in two new users, including one who's combos beat the living fuck out of your own - this only happened because his bad habits were utterly broken.  Discussion has increased, combo input has increased, the quality has definitely increased - this place is better despite you.

But way to go, you autistic fucking idiot. You sure did make a long thread.

Want to count the posts again? /:D

-edit- You're still missing the main point, sped. We were done fighting when you made this thread. Without this thread, there would be 100+ posts fewer, and the feud would have been off the front page days ago.

This thread is basically a rock to keep tigers away. ("This thread is keeping the flames at bay!" "No one is flaming anymore, anyways." "Then it's working!" )

You're a fucking idiot.

Stick to rules and combo, you fucking idiot.

Knarf - this is your fucking idiocy in action.