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Title: Team Jester!!!
Date Posted: Wed Nov/21/12 at 9:53pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Jesters only! Let me repeat that, non-jesters will be killed on sight! Is he serious?! WHO THE HELL KNOWS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

*People scream in the background as he runs laughing hysterically with knives held high and a crazy look in his eye*
Date Posted: Wed Nov/21/12 at 10:11pm

Keara
Posts: 7
Joined: 21-Nov-12

Aplication for Team Jester...

IM BATSHIT CRAZY!!!!

*Running after inocent people Screaming "The Zombies are Comming the Zombies are Comming Let me save you!!!"*
Date Posted: Wed Nov/21/12 at 11:34pm

shmogi
Posts: 220
Joined: 14-Dec-11

Can a casual stick like me join?
Date Posted: Thu Nov/22/12 at 12:31am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

You aren't a jester! YOU MUST DIE!!! *Grabs TehGrand and stabs him a few times then grabs a skill saw and cuts him down to kindling* Now I need some magnesium and a piece of steel. Jesters only!
Date Posted: Thu Nov/22/12 at 1:48am

shmogi
Posts: 220
Joined: 14-Dec-11

Dude. You could have said no. Sticks get easily offended. Besides, what would you do without me? You'd never be able to call you morning wood a morning wood, you'd call it a morning boner, and that doesn't sound concealing at all.
Date Posted: Thu Nov/22/12 at 6:45pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Keara can join. Girl jester! Now I gotta work on the ranks...hmmm...

DyingJester - Psychopath

Keara - Sociopath

Kefka - FFVI Villian

TehGran - STUPID STICK!!!
Date Posted: Thu Nov/22/12 at 8:07pm

shmogi
Posts: 220
Joined: 14-Dec-11

Yay you recognize me as a stick!
It feels so good to be acknowledged!
Date Posted: Fri Nov/23/12 at 12:41am

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

First proposition!

MUST HAVE...

CLUB MEMBER CARDS!!!!!

made from human flesh...

>:D
Date Posted: Sat Nov/24/12 at 10:24am

Twogunkid
Posts: 2609
Joined: 22-Jan-10

Nothing to see here, Just disguising myself as myself, please carry on like I'm not here
Date Posted: Sat Nov/24/12 at 11:02am

XxMeizterxX
Posts: 112
Joined: 01-Nov-11

Let me be in your team, As I disguise as my favorite clown ever : Pennywise

(from the best movie : IT)




Dont you like my balloons ? They all float !!



[Edited by XxMeizterxX on 24/Nov/12 at 11:03AM]

[Edited by XxMeizterxX on 24/Nov/12 at 11:05AM]
Date Posted: Sat Nov/24/12 at 7:56pm

auron
Posts: 123
Joined: 04-Nov-12

Screw that movie!!!
Date Posted: Sat Nov/24/12 at 9:57pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Proposal for club cards approved. All club cards must be made from the flesh of human babies!

*skins a new born baby and tattoos the club insignia on it with rank and picture on it*

There we are. SHUT UP BITCH! I NEED THE SKIN! GODDAMN IT! *stabs the mother a few times* Slut...

XxMeizterxX's application is accepted on a temporary basis. Rank is Peon. Go get me the skins of 1,000 babies.


[Edited by Kefka on 24/Nov/12 at 11:43PM]
Date Posted: Sat Nov/24/12 at 10:58pm

Keara
Posts: 7
Joined: 21-Nov-12

How about the Skin of 1,000 Filipino babies...*hands them to Kefka* and the blood of their mothers for ink
Date Posted: Sat Nov/24/12 at 11:13pm

M-alice
Posts: 46
Joined: 06-Apr-12

Or how about you all just buy some really good weed?

Try it, it does wonders for chilling the fuck out!

And what the hell is with the Filipino baby skinning shit?

No wait, I don't wanna fucking know.

You jesters are all sick fucks ya know that?
Date Posted: Sat Nov/24/12 at 11:40pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

I can legally buy weed. So...your suggestion is a non-issue. As to the Filipino kid skin, could have just as easily been Cambodian, African, Middle Eastern, European, American, or any other group. So take your own advice and chill the fuck out. *pats m-alice on the head* It'll be alright. *grins evilly and shoves his knife into m-alice's neck* Look at the red rain! *dances about cackling with a hint of insanity in his eyes* Does it HURT?! *takes the skins and blood from Keara* SPIFFY!!!
Date Posted: Sat Nov/24/12 at 11:54pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

OK! Ranks are ready to be posted!!! HEHEHEHEHE!

Kefka - Magitek Infused Nut Job (Team Leader)

DyingJester - Jester Lich (Captain)

Keara - Circus Psychologist (Captain)

XxMiexterxX - Clown Car Passanger (Peon)

Other ranks

Ring Master (1st Lieutenant)

Circus Jester (2nd Lieutenant)

Lion Tamer (Veteran Member)

Elephant Shit Picker-Upper (Full Member)

Clown Car Passanger (Peon)

Applications for membership areaccepted for a review period of 24 seconds after receipt. A membership card will be issued upon approval of your application. Once membership has been approved, membership is permanent.
Date Posted: Sun Nov/25/12 at 12:02am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Team logo!!!

This will be on all membership cards. Along with your name and rank.

Proposal for Club Cards! Putting a body count on them and weapon of choise. (body count being number of M:TG kills you've racked up either IRL or on Cockatrice)
Date Posted: Thu Nov/29/12 at 12:14am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Jester down! JESTER DOWN!!! Keara had her apendix out today. Getting some goddamn good drugs though.
Date Posted: Thu Nov/29/12 at 3:09pm

Turbine
Posts: 10194
Joined: 26-Oct-09

I'd like to apply for the position of Chief Jester under the knowledge that you are now all yaks. Just try to gak at me, you yaks. You could never pass my impenetrable shield of tack-hackery!

I only have psychosomatic insanity. The voices in my head tell me so. They like to give me hints on life: when to laugh, who to kill. Nothing erratic.
Date Posted: Thu Nov/29/12 at 3:54pm

shmogi
Posts: 220
Joined: 14-Dec-11

you sound like Archer/Gilgamesh from Fate/Zero.
Date Posted: Thu Nov/29/12 at 3:54pm

shmogi
Posts: 220
Joined: 14-Dec-11

you sound like Archer from Fate/Zero.
Date Posted: Thu Nov/29/12 at 6:20pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Gotta start at the bottom as a Clown Car Passanger. Just like everyone else.
Date Posted: Thu Nov/29/12 at 6:39pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Someone starts a team, makes his friend and a token figurehead powerful, and says that everyone needs to be equally weak and powerless (except for himself, his friend, and the token figurehead).

Sounds about as enlightened as Communist U.S.S.R. :D
Date Posted: Thu Nov/29/12 at 9:12pm

Turbine
Posts: 10194
Joined: 26-Oct-09

I shall not be insulted in such a fashion! I am a level 314 Master Jester and I deserve respect. In you continue in such a ludicrous manner, I shall be forced to slap pies on your epidermis. Believe me when I say, my acid pies have quite a kick.

[Edited by EntropySpawn on 30/Nov/12 at 9:12AM]
Date Posted: Fri Nov/30/12 at 5:38pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Acid pies?! LOVE IT!!! Master Jester it is! See Keara for your section of baby skin for your Membership Card.
Date Posted: Fri Nov/30/12 at 9:45pm

auron
Posts: 123
Joined: 04-Nov-12

Can I join?
Date Posted: Sat Dec/01/12 at 5:05pm

auron
Posts: 123
Joined: 04-Nov-12

I'll ask one more time can I join?

I'm the fuckin joker!!!
Date Posted: Sat Dec/01/12 at 11:44pm

shmogi
Posts: 220
Joined: 14-Dec-11

He's Auron, an anime fan. Do not accept him.
Date Posted: Sun Dec/02/12 at 1:59am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Joker huh? Quick test. If you have a pile of cash and some stupid russians hanging around, what do you do with it?
Date Posted: Sun Dec/02/12 at 11:37am

auron
Posts: 123
Joined: 04-Nov-12

Burn it lol.
Date Posted: Sun Dec/02/12 at 3:02pm

shmogi
Posts: 220
Joined: 14-Dec-11

I Dunno Man, I'm too stoned.
Date Posted: Sun Dec/02/12 at 9:37pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

YES! YOU BURN IT!!! After you buy a purple suit of course. HA! You're in! FYI!!! The vagina is NOT a clown car!!!
Date Posted: Mon Dec/03/12 at 10:45pm

M-alice
Posts: 46
Joined: 06-Apr-12

M FUCKING ALICE HERE!

Applying to join this fucked up clown team, but still hating the fuck out of the jester lich shithead.
Date Posted: Tue Dec/04/12 at 1:47pm

auron
Posts: 123
Joined: 04-Nov-12

I thought u hate clowns and jesters.
Date Posted: Tue Dec/04/12 at 3:25pm

M-alice
Posts: 46
Joined: 06-Apr-12

Yeah, but I found this bitching clown called Shaco. He had a wonderland skin as the mad hatter in a game.

So I'll make an exception. Anything associated with wonderland can't be all retarded.
Date Posted: Wed Dec/05/12 at 4:11pm

Turbine
Posts: 10194
Joined: 26-Oct-09

Cthulhu Fthagn
Date Posted: Fri Dec/07/12 at 1:55am

M-alice
Posts: 46
Joined: 06-Apr-12

Okay,let me rephrase that.

ALMOST anything when mixed with wonderland can't be all fucking retard.
Date Posted: Tue Jan/08/13 at 2:00pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Everything mixed with Wonderland is fucking retarded. Especially that goddamn cat. Hate that cat...
Date Posted: Tue Jan/08/13 at 11:11pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

I don't know...I think the cat has a cheerful demeanor...but did anybody ever think...hey let's re-imagine the red queen as a sexy red headed bondage lesbian? NO! They have not!

This is what is wrong with the economy people! A distinct lack of porn designed to target specific fetishes...

Or hell at least some decent ecchi art...I count on otakus to pull through just this once...and bam! They find a way to f@#k it up! Shame on you otaku community! Shame on you and the Catholic church! (You know what you did...you think you're so cool with your bishop hats...well guess what...YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME DAMMIT!)
Date Posted: Wed Jan/09/13 at 8:12pm

shmogi
Posts: 220
Joined: 14-Dec-11

NO
Date Posted: Tue Jan/22/13 at 3:36pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

That was a hell of a rant. AWESOME!!! If more Disney movies were porn based, we'd have a bustling economy. Seriously...FUCK DISNEY! Fucking anti-semetic motherfuckers...*Wanders off muttering about how Disney eats small Cuban children.*

Yeah! You too Mel Gibson! Fuck you too!
Date Posted: Tue Mar/19/13 at 12:25pm

auron
Posts: 123
Joined: 04-Nov-12

New ranks are in order.

Kefka would you be so kind.

[Edited by auron on 19/Mar/13 at 12:31PM]
Date Posted: Wed Mar/20/13 at 2:12am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Suppose i could take a couple minutes to do promotions. Auron... promoted to... knife wielding psychopath. Uhhh... I'll think of there other one later. Naked woman in the room. Priorities.
Date Posted: Wed Mar/20/13 at 10:54am

auron
Posts: 123
Joined: 04-Nov-12

Excellent.*runs around chasing people with knives*
Date Posted: Wed Mar/20/13 at 1:54pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Auron, you're next promotion is at 250 posts.
Date Posted: Sun Mar/24/13 at 4:25am

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

I'M IN YOUR BUBBLE. I'M IN YOUR BUBBLE. I'M TOUCHING YOU. I'M TOUCHING YOU. I'M POKING YOUR CHEEK. LALALALALALALA DOES THIS ANNOY YOU?
Date Posted: Sun Mar/24/13 at 9:10am

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

I like bubbles...she was the cutest powerpuff girl...especially in the grimdark fanfics...hehehe...
Date Posted: Sun Mar/24/13 at 11:53am

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Bubbles can go blow bubbles. Buttercup was best Powerpuff.
Date Posted: Sun Mar/24/13 at 7:04pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Gotta go with buttercup. Who was the other one?
Date Posted: Sun Mar/24/13 at 8:16pm

knarf_the_dwarf
Posts: 1370
Joined: 30-Nov-11

I do not apply for this team.
I'm just here to put your eyes on the PIMP-AWAY of your team leader http://www.mtgcombos.com/view.php?fid=1&tid=68291&t=to-greener-pastures
Obviously Jason is starting an online business (chainmails?-))
Date Posted: Sun Mar/24/13 at 9:14pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

It was Blossom, aka "Bitchface".

Blossom was a jerk, and she cared entirely too much about her father's sex life.
Date Posted: Sun Mar/24/13 at 10:32pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Oooo...I've got it...powerpuff girls Z...now for the random age enhancer....and now we have a slash fic...
Date Posted: Sun Mar/24/13 at 11:05pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Pssst

Jester

Hey Jester

....

Go to the Dragon's Maze spoiler thread.

Right to the bottom.

...

You're welcome. :D
Date Posted: Mon Mar/25/13 at 10:52am

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

How to spark discussion: behave like a lunatic.
Date Posted: Mon Mar/25/13 at 2:30pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Behavior is a lot like...a bottle of water...
Date Posted: Thu Mar/28/13 at 12:06pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Ok, you have to explain the bottle of water thing. I'm now the general manager of the store I work at. Business is set up. On pay day the LLC is purchased and Crystal's Edge LLC. is in full operation. Still on hiatus. Probably back Monday.



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