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Title: Create a card "Master Unglue Edition"

Date Posted: Thu Nov/01/12 at 8:30pm

XxMeizterxX
Posts: 112
Joined: 01-Nov-11

Hehe, I thought it could be fun to redo this game with the Unglue mind.



Mirror of laughting WWUU
Enchantment

All permanents in play are Legendary card. If two or more legendary card with the same name are on the battlefield, return those card to it's owner hand, they cant be played until the next main phase.



Next card : The Nameless Hero

[Edited by XxMeizterxX on 1/Nov/12 at 8:31PM]

[Edited by XxMeizterxX on 1/Nov/12 at 8:31PM]
Date Posted: Thu Nov/01/12 at 10:12pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

The Nameless Hero   2WW

Legendary Creature - Human Soldier

When The Nameless Hero dies, each player must stand and participate in playing Tapps. If a player doesn't, that player gets a dishonor counter. If a player has 2 or more dishonor tokens, that player loses the game.

2/2

Next Card: Sophisticated Fury of High Class Hobos
Date Posted: Fri Nov/02/12 at 8:45am

XxMeizterxX
Posts: 112
Joined: 01-Nov-11

Sophisticated Fury of High Class Hobos (1)GG
Sorcery

When Sophisticated Fury of High Class Hobos enter the battlefield, any player clap their hand. Switch your life total with the player who clap their hand first.



Next Card: The Useless card of Triumph



Date Posted: Fri Nov/02/12 at 11:02am

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

The Useless Card of Triumph
UUU
Sorcery
Exile all permanents you control, all cards in your hand, graveyard and your library from the game: Draw seven cards. At the beginning of the turn after your next turn, you win the game.
"This can so totally work, just you watch!"

Next card: Possessed Stench
Date Posted: Fri Nov/02/12 at 8:27pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

In response to your last post, you immediately lose the game with that card. LOL!!!

Possessed Stench    1BBB

Creature - Stinky Spirit

Flying, Haunt

When Possessed Stench enters the battlefield, each player must do their best hand fart. The player who's hand fart is loudest must then actually fart. If that player can't, that player loses 3 life.

Next card: omg...really?
Date Posted: Sat Nov/03/12 at 12:09am

XxMeizterxX
Posts: 112
Joined: 01-Nov-11

omg...really? (1)WRUBG

Legendary Instant

Deals 8 damage to 8 target creature or player, if a player received damage this way that player put the top 8 card from it's library into their graveyard then you draw 8 card. Then gain 8 life for each player that received damage this way and each creatures that were put into a graveyard from anywhere.

At the end of your turn, take a extra turn.

Flashback: WWRRUUBBGG, discard 4 cards as an additional cost.

You can cast omg...realy? from the exile zone.



Next card Type: Artfact Creature


[Edited by XxMeizterxX on 3/Nov/12 at 12:10AM]
Date Posted: Sat Nov/03/12 at 2:09am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Artifact Creature   11,242UUUU

Creature - Human

Artifact Creatue is effected by all cards that effect artifacts. Other Artifact Creature cards get +10/+10 for each Artifact Creature card in play. (This does not count the creature sub-type artifact.)

0/0.5

Next Card: When the *$%# Hit the Fan.
Date Posted: Sat Nov/03/12 at 5:41pm

shmogi
Posts: 220
Joined: 14-Dec-11

When the *$%# hit the fan RRRUG3
Instant-Holy shit
Target player must shit their pants. if they fail to do so, they lose 10 life and must watch a 10 hour loop of 2 girl 1 cup. if they shit their pants, they must throw it at the fan, and dance as the crap comes raining down.



next card: GAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

Date Posted: Sun Nov/04/12 at 4:37pm

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

B/R B/R B/R B/R
 GAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
Fabulous Enchantment
If ever a spell or ability would destroy a creature that player does not control, instead the targeting controller gains twice the power of that creature.
Whenever a creature attacks, the defending player gains three life per attacker.
During each upkeep, all players gain 20 life.
"There is something incredibly queer about what is happening here. Why is everyone so happy?"

Next card: Surprise Elemental
Date Posted: Tue Nov/06/12 at 11:21pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Suprise Elemental   UUUUUUUUUU

Creature - Jack-in-the-box Elemental

When Suprise Elemental enters the battlefield, put a Jack-in-the-box on the table and make it pop open. Any player who is suprised must discard their hand and exile half their library.

0.25/10

Next Card: HEEEEEEEEEY KOOLAIDE!!!
Date Posted: Wed Nov/07/12 at 8:16am

XxMeizterxX
Posts: 112
Joined: 01-Nov-11

HEEEEEEEEEY KOOLAIDE URG
Awesome Sorcery

Have any player drink a glass of koolaid at the same time as you. The player who drank faster draw a card for each second that have passed while he was drinking and the player who drunk the slowest discard a card for each second that have passed while he was drinking.

"So thirsty, anyone want some ?"




Next card : This is not happening ... (counterspell whit a twist)

[Edited by XxMeizterxX on 7/Nov/12 at 8:16AM]
Date Posted: Wed Nov/07/12 at 10:26am

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

This is Not Happening
UU
Instant
Counter target spell. Pick a player at random that has cards in their hand. That player plays a card at random from their hand (this includes lands or cards they wouldn't otherwise be able to play at that time).
Once upon a time, a long long- Pickle!

Next Card: Raining Cats and Hounds
Date Posted: Wed Nov/07/12 at 12:54pm

Academic
Posts: 1305
Joined: 29-Mar-12

Raining Cats and Hounds - GG
Enchantment
Any player may put any number of cats or dogs they own onto the battlefield. Each cat becomes a 1/1 green cat token with lifelink, and each dog becomes a 1/1 green hound token with vigilance. If any token physically leaves the battlefield, destroy that creature.
Say it with me now, defending player: GO FETCH!

Next Card: FUCK
Date Posted: Wed Nov/14/12 at 12:02pm

XxMeizterxX
Posts: 112
Joined: 01-Nov-11

Freak Unknown Creature Kid (AKA as FUCK)(200)
Creature - Unknown Kid 100/1

You may play this card without paying it,s mana cost at any moment of the game if an opponent said FUCK.

Whenever an opponent says fuck, Freak Unknown Creature Kid gain intimidate until end of turn



Next Card : DAMN
Date Posted: Wed Nov/14/12 at 4:01pm

SirZapdos
Posts: 329
Joined: 21-Jun-11

DAMN
Instant
BBBB

Creatures target opponent controls get -1/-1 until end of turn. If you control a creature named Ron Simmons, those creatures get -15/-15 until end of turn instead.

You may cast DAMN without paying its mana cost if an opponent says or does something awkward or embarrassing that makes another person stop and look over at him or her.

I cast Feeling of Dread targeting your Thragtusk and Sun Titan. Resolves? Sweet. Gotta love tapping the big dudes.
...
DAMN!

Next: Your Favourite LSG (make it a legendary land)
Date Posted: Thu Nov/15/12 at 5:03pm

XxMeizterxX
Posts: 112
Joined: 01-Nov-11

Your Favourite LSG
Lengendary Land

Cancel all Landwalk ability.

At the beginning of you upkeep, if a player burps all your creatures gain landwalk ability of your choice.


Next Card : Not Again !!!
Date Posted: Wed Nov/21/12 at 9:00pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Not Again!!!    RR

Instant

Copy target spell that has already been copied this turn. If that spell targets a player, instead copy that spell 5 times.

"I saw the lightning strike the poor bastard twice already. Then it just kept raining down on him. 7 in total. Couldn't have felt good."

Next Card: Sparkling Vampire glistening in the Sun like a FAG!!!! (yes, a twilight reference. Goddamn queer ass vampires...)
Date Posted: Wed Nov/21/12 at 9:20pm

Keara
Posts: 7
Joined: 21-Nov-12

Sparkling Vampire glistening in the Sun like a FAG!!!!    WW

Creature - Gay Vampire

If EMO Werewolf if in play, Sparkling Vampire glistening in the Sun like a FAG!!!! gets +5/-1. Whenever Sparkling Vampire glistening in the Sun like a FAG!!!!  deals combat damage to a player, he or she must cry for no less than 30 seconds and be inconsolable for no apparent reason.

1/2

Next card: ATOMIC BOMB
Date Posted: Wed Nov/21/12 at 9:49pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

ATOMIC BOMB  12

Artifact

When ATOMIC BOMB enters the battlefield, put 10 time counters on it. During each of your upkeeps, remove a time counter from ATOMIC BOMB. Unless you say KABOOM!!! goes the ATOMIC BOMB during your upkeep, ATOMIC BOMB deals 10 damage to you and each creature you control minus the number of time counters on it.

When ATOMIC BOMB has no time counters on it, sacrifice it and deal 10 damage to each other player and each creature they control. If a creature would be dealt lethal damage this way, exile it. Those creatures can't be regenerated.

Next Card: Emo Werewolf
Date Posted: Sat Nov/24/12 at 8:15am

XxMeizterxX
Posts: 112
Joined: 01-Nov-11

Emo Werewolf G
Creature Human Warewolf
0.5/1

Emo Werewolf never cares about other spell and ability.

Whenever Emo Werewolf becomes the target of opponant spell or ability, transform Emo Werewolf.

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Not the Werewolf from Twilight
Creature Werewolf
1/0.5

Counter all spell and abilities from another game. If a player from another game target Not the Werewolf from Twilight, transform Not the Werewolf from Twilight.


Next Card : Puke Bearer
Date Posted: Sun Nov/25/12 at 12:23am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Puke Bearer    2GB

Creature - Possessed Teen Girl

If you have vomited today, Puke Bearer gains +5/+5 and first strike.

If a cleric enters the battlefield, you must vomit at the table. If you don't, you must say 1,000 Hail Mary's.

1/1

Next Card: You're going to put that WHERE?!