Wheel of Hilariousness

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and as soon as they come under your control.)

Vigilance Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

, : Tap target creature you control and target creature of an opponent's choice they control. Those creatures fight each other. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)