Nobody will touch you

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources you don't control. When a card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, sacrifice this enchantment.

Whenever a creature deals damage to you, destroy it.

Whenever an opponent taps a land for mana, tap all lands that player controls. If a creature an opponent controls attacks, all creatures that opponent controls attack if able.

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Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.