Meh, its something... I guess

Whenever you draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile all cards from your hand face down. If you do, put all other cards you own exiled with this artifact into your hand.

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Whenever you discard a card, you may sacrifice this creature. If you do, return the discarded card from your graveyard to your hand.

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Psychosis Crawler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand. Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.

+1: Draw a card, then discard a card at random. −4: Tibalt deals damage equal to the number of cards in target player's hand to that player. −6: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.