Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, destroy both creatures.
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
, Discard two cards: All lands target player controls become 3/3 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands.
(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)