Contrived Artifact Destruction

All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types. All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless. Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.

Equipped creature has ": Add one mana of any color." Equip

Replicate (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.) Destroy target artifact.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block. Enchanted creature has ": Add one mana of any color."

All creatures have haste.

Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you may create a 1/1 blue Merfolk Wizard creature token.

(: Add .)

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+2.