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: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead. : The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to target creature this turn, that damage is dealt to this creature instead.

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead. Equip

If damage would be dealt to this creature, put that many +1/+1 counters on it instead.

Indestructible As this creature enters, choose a player. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. : This creature deals 1 damage to itself.

Enchant creature All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Whenever one or more creatures attack, this enchantment deals damage to each of those creatures equal to the number of attacking creatures.