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All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types. All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless. Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.

You may cast spells as though they had flash.

Each land gets +2/+2 as long as it's a creature.

Flying When this creature enters, target opponent gains control of all other permanents you control.

All creatures have haste.

Players don't lose unspent mana as steps and phases end.

Each other creature becomes a copy of target nonlegendary creature until end of turn.

, : Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

, , Sacrifice Mindslaver: You control target player during that player's next turn. (You see all cards that player could see and make all decisions for them.)