Weird.

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) You can't lose the game this turn and your opponents can't win the game this turn. Until end of turn, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.

As long as this artifact is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.

Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

All lands are 1/1 creatures that are still lands.

All creatures have "At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy this creature unless you pay ."