Intimidation

: The next time an instant or sorcery spell would deal damage to you this turn, that spell deals that damage to its controller instead.

At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 5 damage to any target. At the beginning of each end step, your life total becomes 5. Creatures without flying can't attack you.

All creatures lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1.