Worse than Shaharazad

Gain control of all permanents you own. (This effect lasts indefinitely.) Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Until end of turn, all creatures gain ": This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature."

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters, its controller chooses target permanent another player controls that shares a card type with it. Exchange control of those permanents.

Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.