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Indestructible As this creature enters, choose a player. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. : This creature deals 1 damage to itself.

, : Tap target creature you control and target creature of an opponent's choice they control. Those creatures fight each other. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Enchant creature All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has deathtouch. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy that creature.) Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)