DEATH!!!!!!!!! (By the only non-unglued chicken) or I Feel Like Chicken Tonight

All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types. All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless. Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.

Lands you control are Plains. Nonland permanents you control are white. The same is true for spells you control and nonland cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. You may spend white mana as though it were mana of any color. You may spend other mana only as though it were colorless mana.

Equipped creature has deathtouch. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up. Equip

: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Plainswalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Plains.)