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Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:38pm

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Well, I was search through Magiccards.info and I looked at the officail rules for some of the Unglued cards here is what I found:

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:39pm

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Chaos Confetti

Color= Artifact	Type= Artifact	Cost= 4	UG(C)
Text (UG+errata): {4},{Tap}: Tear ~this~ into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the playing area from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each card in play that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game afterwards. [Oracle 2009/07/08]

The word "distance" means "horizontal", not "vertical". [QAS
1998/09/09]
All the pieces must be tossed at once. [QAS
1998/09/09]
Proper disposal of the pieces is the responsibility
of the controller of the ability. [D'Angelo 1998/08/23]
Breaking
this rule is subject to all local littering laws.
You may proxy this card, but the card you use must
be more rare than Chaos Confetti currently is. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
An
uncommon or rarer card is required. Use of a Chaos
Orb should inspire fear in your opponents.
If you have a Freyalise's
Winds, Hurricane,
Tropical
Storm, Katabatic
Winds, or Cyclone
card in your hand, you may reveal that card to all opponents to enable
you to blow on the pieces whilst they are in flight, to aid their
flight. No other interference is allowed. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
Five feet is one thousand, five hundred and twenty
four millimeters. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
Tearing it into pieces is part of the effect, not
the cost. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
It will not destroy tokens, and it will only
destroy cards it actually touches. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
Players may rearrange their cards in the playing
area any time before Chaos Confetti is activated. Once it is activated,
only changes made by the rules (such as sacrifices and tapping cards)
are legal until it is done resolving. [QAS 1998/09/09]
The five feet is measured from the center of the
playing area, so don't move cards too far. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
Counters on a card are not considered part of that
card and can block the confetti from touching your card. But, at least
the title on a card must be visible at all times. [QAS 1998/09/09]
You can rip the card into as many pieces as you
want. If you take too long, you can be called for stalling or get
hassled by your friends. [QAS 1998/09/09]
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:40pm

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Blacker Lotus

Color= Artifact	Type= Artifact	Cost= 0	UG(R)
Text (UG+errata): {Tap}: Tear ~this~ into pieces. Add four mana of any one color to your mana pool. Play this ability as a mana source. Remove the pieces from the game afterwards. [Oracle 2009/07/08]

You must tear it into more than one piece. That's why
it says "pieces". [QAS 1998/09/09]
As official errata, clean up after yourself. [Barclay
1998/08/13]
Littering is a crime in many areas. Recycling is
recommended.
If the card is in a sleeve, remove it before
ripping it up. [QAS 1998/09/09]
Optional Rule: If the card is in a sleeve, tear up
the sleeve as well. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
You may proxy a Blacker Lotus, by taking a normal Black
Lotus, and using a Black Magic Marker to color the front of the
card in completely black. No other proxies are acceptable. [Barclay
1998/08/13]
The ability is played as a mana ability, so it
cannot be countered. [D'Angelo 2000/03/09]
If your opponent takes control of this card, they
can use the ability to rip it up. [QAS 1998/09/09]
Note that
you can concede the game at faster-than-mana ability-speed to prevent
them from doing so.
Ripping up the card does not make your deck
illegal. See Rule
715.Ruling.8. [QAS 1998/09/09]
You must pick a valid color (Black, Blue, Green,
Red or White) and cannot pick "colorless". [D'Angelo 1998/09/21]
Optional Rule: You can pick any color you want,
such as Teal. [TomHa 1998/09/15]
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:41pm

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Clam Session

Color= Blue	Type= Creature - Clamfolk	Cost= 1UU	UG(C)
Text (UG+errata): 2/5. ; When ~this~ comes into play, choose a word. ; During your upkeep, sing at least six words of a song, one of which must be the chosen word, or sacrifice ~this~. You cannot repeat a song. [Oracle 2009/07/08]

If you're tone deaf (like I am), you should suffer a
serious penalty (agreed among your opponents) for playing with Clam
Session. Unless you sing heavy metal songs, where it doesn't matter too
much anyway. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
If the six words you sing contain the chosen word
more than once, you sacrifice the Session. "one" means "exactly one". [Barclay
1998/08/13]
"Happy Birthday to Dan" is considered the same song
as "Happy Birthday to Dave". [Barclay 1998/08/13]
You must say your chosen word for everyone. [bethmo
1998/08/17]
The six words must be consecutive words from the
song. [QAS 1998/09/09]
The six words don't have to be different. [QAS
1998/09/09]
See the flavor text.
If you have more than one Clam Session in play, you
can use the same song for each of them. [QAS 1998/09/09]
But
you're a wimp if you do.
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:42pm

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Hurloon Wrangler

Color= Red	Type= Creature - Minotaur	Cost= 2R	UG(C)
Text (UG+errata): 2/2. ; Denimwalk (If defending player is wearing any clothing made of denim, this creature is unblockable.) [Oracle 2009/07/08]

You are allowed to remove garments in the neutral state
before blockers are declared. Removing a garment is played as faster
than a mana ability. [QAS 1998/09/09]
Any denim will count, even underwear and shoes. [Barclay
1998/08/13]
Removal of clothing is subject to indecency laws. [D'Angelo
1998/08/17]
Denim is the substance that jeans are made of. [Levis
1998/09/09]
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see Landwalk, Rule
702.12.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:43pm

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Knight of the Hokey Pokey

Color= White	Type= Creature - Knight	Cost= WW	UG(C)
Text (UG+errata): 2/2, First Strike. ; {1}{U}, Do the Hokey Pokey (Stand up, wiggle your butt, raise your hands above your head, and shake them wildly as you rotate 360 degrees): Prevent all damage to ~this~ from any one source. [Oracle 2009/07/08]

For non-Americans, a "Butt" is the thing you sit on. [Barclay
1998/08/13]
Singing the song gains you no gameplay advantage,
but gives you extra marks for artistic impression. [Barclay
1998/08/13]
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see First Strike, Rule
702.7.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:45pm

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Color= White	Type= Creature - Chicken	Cost= WW	UG(C)
Text (UG): 2/2. ; Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: ~this~ gains flying until end of turn.

If you're playing whilst stood up, you must sit down
before playing the chicken's ability. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
Players who cannot stand up due to disabilities,
medical conditions, or drunkenness may say "I am standing up" before
flapping their arms. [TomHa 1998/09/15]
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

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Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:46pm

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Miss Demeanor

Color= White	Type= Creature - Lady-of-Proper-Etiquette	Cost= 3W	UG(U)
Text (UG+errata): 3/1, Flying, First Strike. ; During each other player's turn, compliment that player on his or her game play or sacrifice ~this~. [Oracle 2009/07/08]

Be nice - sarcasm will not be tolerated by Miss
Demeanor. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
Drinking tea without leaving your little finger
sticking out will also cause Miss Demeanor to be sacrificed. This is
unlikely to happen in a duel. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see First Strike, Rule
702.7.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:48pm

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Prismatic Wardrobe

Color= White	Type= Sorcery	Cost= W	UG(C)
Text (UG+errata): Destroy target card that does not share a color with clothing worn by its controller. You cannot choose an artifact or land card. [Oracle 2009/07/08]

Color matching is defined broadly. Shades of red, such
as pink, scarlet, or crimson, count as red. Colors with a red
component, such as orange or purple, do not. [QAS 1998/09/09]
Your opponent must prove that you've picked an
illegal target. Even if that means showing your red underwear. [QAS
1998/09/09]
You can put on clothing at faster-than-mana ability
speed. [QAS 1998/09/09]
Clothing is defined as any item made of cloth or
like material. Shirts, pants, socks, shoes, and hats are acceptable.
Watches, jewelry, and glasses are not. [QAS 1998/09/09]
It is legal to xxxxLace items of your clothing, in
order to change their colors. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
This card is very unlikely to be able to target a
blue or black card at most Magic tournaments. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
You can sometimes find Prismatic Wards in the
Prismatic Wardrobe. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:49pm

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Psychic Network

Color= Blue	Type= Enchantment	Cost= U	UG(R)
Text (UG+errata): Each player reveals the top card of his or her library to all other players by continuously holding it against his or her forehead. This does not allow a player to look at his or her own card. (That card still counts as the top card of your library. Whenever you draw a card, draw that one and replace it with the next card of your library.) [Oracle 2009/07/08]

This card is hard to play with when Handcuffs
is affecting you. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
You may tell an opponent (not a teammate) what
their card is. You may also lie about this. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
Licking your card or using sweat on your forehead
to stick it is legal. [QAS 1998/09/09]
But you have to be
careful about marking the card.
Balancing the card on your glasses or sticking it
in the strap of a backwards worn baseball cap also works. [QAS
1998/09/09]
If there is a mirror (or similar object) such that a
player can see their own card, they must reorient themselves or cover
the mirror. [D'Angelo 1999/02/21]
Vampires are exempt from
this rule. [Dracula]
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:49pm

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Color= White	Type= Instant	Cost= W	UG(C)
Text (UG+errata): Prevent up to 3 damage total to any number of creatures and/or players. If there are more players in the room of the opposite sex, prevent up to 3 additional damage total to any number of creatures and/or players. [Oracle 2009/07/08]

If a particular person's gender is unclear, toss a coin.
[Barclay 1998/08/13]
If a particular player disputes your assessment of
their gender, you may ask them to prove it. They do not have to comply,
but you do have to stand still long enough for them to be able to take a
good swing at you. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
This card will not count judges, WotC staff or
people just milling around. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
Optional Rule: Gay/Lesbian players may substitute
"same" for "opposite". [Barclay 1998/08/13]
This substitution
lasts for the duration of the tournament.
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:51pm

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The Cheese Stands Alone

Color= White	Type= Enchantment	Cost= 4WW	UG(R)
Text (UG+errata): If you control no cards in play other than ~this~ and have no cards in your hand, you win the game. [Oracle 2009/07/08]

If you have six of these in play under your control, and
you answer a general knowledge question correctly, you win the game. [Barclay
1998/08/13]
In addition, five of them have to be different
colors and the last one must be colorless. [DeLaney 1998/09/10]
If you cast the last card in your hand, you can win
while the card is on the stack waiting to resolve. [TomHa
1998/09/15]
It's cheesy, but true.
All tournament formats have banned cards from
Unglued.
Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule
715.

Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:53pm

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Joined: 14-Jan-10

These are the rulings for The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast� Customer Service:

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Date Posted: Fri May/07/10 at 10:55pm

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Well, that is all I can find

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