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Title: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Date Posted: Thu Feb/14/13 at 1:51pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Whether your trapped in a relationship...in love...or just plain fed up with the world...just figured it had to be said...

Happy Valentine's Day...

To all the forgiven...

To all the lovers...

To the lost and the broken...

To the suicidal wrecks...

To the dead and forgotten...

To the ones that deceived...

To the tragically torn...

To the vile and wicked...

To the angels...

To the demons...

To the heavens themselves...

To the lonely ones who cried...

To the ones who dream of love...

To the ones who are sick of it all...

To all the fools and scholars alike...

To the ones who fell in love with hate...

To the ones that fell in love with misery...

To the ones that could care less...

To the ones who deserve to die...

To all the people of this great big wicked, beautiful, wartorn, peaceful, honest, deceptive, constructive, destructive, healing, sickening, and decaying world...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!
Date Posted: Thu Feb/14/13 at 6:53pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

Seriously considering destroying the part of my brain that's keeping me sane. Your words are beautiful sir.

edit- FUCK YEAH 123 POSTS! I made it all the way back to preschool! -edit

[Edited by RedZTape on 14/Feb/13 at 6:54PM]
Date Posted: Thu Feb/14/13 at 7:06pm

spiderman1100
Posts: 354
Joined: 19-Apr-12

Nope now you have 124
Date Posted: Thu Feb/14/13 at 7:21pm

shakii23
Posts: 5711
Joined: 08-Sep-09

You forgot...

To all the Allies, Elves, Zombies, Humans, Slivers, Wizards, Goblins, and all the other creature types out there...
Date Posted: Thu Feb/14/13 at 8:20pm

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Yes. Let us gather and celebrate a holiday based solely on commercial consumption and pleasing people who can't be pleased. A holiday that has no meaning. A holiday that exists to create an excuse to go broke again in less than 2 months after another major waste of money. If you got gifts on xmas, do you REALLY need MORE shit 2 fucking months later? Oh, even better, the woman that asks you if she is fat is the same woman you are going to give that $20+ box of chocolates. Great idea...Why don't we think up another holiday just like this one. We'll call it...Waste your money day. Everyone in every country on the planet can participate. All you have to do, is drive (or walk if any holiday before hand broke the bank) to your local Wal-Mart, get the biggest fucking teddy bear or whatever animal you want and a huge bag of fertilizer. Take the fertilizer and strap it to the bear and give it to the person you appreciate. Great idea right?
Date Posted: Thu Feb/14/13 at 8:23pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

My girlfriend doesn't like presents. Or talking to me. Today wasn't fun. -.-'
Date Posted: Fri Feb/15/13 at 9:23am

Boyachi
Posts: 1553
Joined: 02-Nov-11

Blind Seer looks like he's trying to drive a car.
Date Posted: Fri Feb/15/13 at 11:38am

Kefka
Posts: 535
Joined: 30-Oct-12

Get a new girlfriend. Problem solved...sort of. HA! *plays circus music on an organ* Dance puppets...DANCE!!!
Date Posted: Sat Feb/16/13 at 7:57pm

RedZTape
Posts: 293
Joined: 13-Jan-13

Wow he really does 0.0



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