Title: Story Deck Article 2

Date Posted: Wed Oct/17/12 at 7:53pm

DyingJester

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Welcome ladies and gents to another edition of Story Decks...the best thing since sliced bread...

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Because F@3k canned that's why!

But my delusional narcisisms aside...let's move on to something of real value...

Story Deck 2: Avacyn, Angel Dominatrix

Now I know what your thinking...

Okay...maybe not

But Jester how could that be you fair skinned, clean shaven, diamond of a fool?

Again...I tend to exagerate...slightly...

Well this card got me thinking...

Get on your knees...slave...

Crude BDSM jokes rained upon me..so I said simply...Why not? So without further adieu here is our BDSM story breakdown...

Step one: Take noble creatures.

Step two: Force them to hold Avacyn's...toys.

Step three: Cast Avacyn

Step Four: Make them block for her (A.K.A. Abuse them, torture, ect...)

Step Five:Right Crude Avacyn x Trostani Fanfiction

Step Six: Force your opponent to leave/ commit suicide due to the embarassment of being beaten by a Rule 34 tag.

Go ahead...I've emailed Satan a copy of my harddrive...just wait until Article 13 >:D

So hereeeeeeeee'''sssssssssssssss our list.

4 Avacyn, Angel of Hope

4 Avacyn's Pilgrim

4 Avacyn's Collar

4 Inquisitor's Flail

4 Chromatic Lantern

4 Selesnya Keyrune

4 Captain of the Watch

4 Farseek

4 Evolving Wilds

4 Sunpetal Grove

6 Forest

10 Plains

4 Trostani, Selesnya's Voice

Now I know what you're thinking...it's standard worthy! Well you're correct...and so we playtested at my local shop...here are the results.

Game 1: Versus The Noob

I sat down to explain to the new player how the game worked and finally got into some more detailed mechanics before he had to leave due to being 14 and relying on his mom for a ride...So...HA! SUCCESS!

1-0

Game 2: Versus Selesnya Tokens

I mulled down to three cards. I kept two forests and an Avacyn's Pilgrim. My opponent played a forest and cast Dryad Militant and called me stupid. I promptly told him about things I did to his mother prior to this day. He scooped and told the shop owner on me. In hindsight I shouldn't really say such things to a ten year old...but since he scooped first....HA! Success!

2-0

Game 3: Versus Jund Zombies

I mulled down to six, my opponent kept seven. I asked him if he had any fours. He replied "Just play the f@#king game." I replied by calling him a cheater. This went roundabout until he finally picked up his cards and left...HA! SUCCESS!

3-0

Game 4: Versus Planeswalker Control

I cast Avacyn and put Jace and Tamiyo in their place...first place that is. I got murdered this time...I didn't stand a chance...but little did he know I stole about five rares out of his binder on my way out...I don't know what a Bonfire of the Damned is, but I bet it will net me at least enough to buy a big mac at the other card shop accross the street, so win win I guess?

3-1, and a big mac.

Overall I'd say this deck is potent and devastating, Its only weakness is people who actually know how to play and are not easily insulted...so for that I have an Idea...

Cast it mutherf@#ka! I dare you!

All in all a successful playtest...stay tuned next week for the halloween edition...

Meanwhile here's a link to the previous story should you wish to mentally scar yourself further...

http://www.mtgcombos.com/view.php?fid=1&tid=61959&t=story-deck-article-1