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Title: Official DCI WotC sanctioned joke thread
Date Posted: Mon Oct/10/11 at 4:26pm

PinkiePie
Posts: 157
Joined: 10-Sep-11

Guys, i think we need to make syncs mod app thread stop going entirely off topic!

ITT: Jokes!
Date Posted: Mon Oct/10/11 at 5:09pm

Twogunkid
Posts: 2610
Joined: 22-Jan-10

Two detectives show up a crime scene. A Griffon is found murdered but only the head and wings remain. So one detective says to the other... "Looks like our perp took the lion's share."
Date Posted: Mon Oct/10/11 at 5:17pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Did you hear the one about the asian woman who cheated on her husband with a white guy?

Let's just say two WONGS don't make a WHITE!

8D
Date Posted: Mon Oct/10/11 at 5:45pm

Turbine
Posts: 10194
Joined: 26-Oct-09

Yo mama so stupid she played "got your nose" with Voldemort!
Date Posted: Tue Oct/11/11 at 2:32am

shakii23
Posts: 5711
Joined: 08-Sep-09

Wanna hear another joke?

You can't because I'm typing it!
Date Posted: Wed Oct/12/11 at 3:35am

Narcinek War-Rider
Posts: 1283
Joined: 16-Jun-11

Q.What do you call a black person with no  arms and no legs?

A.Trustworthy.