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Title: Ultimate Challenge of Johnniness!!!
Date Posted: Sun Jun/12/11 at 9:49pm

ForgerOfPie
Posts: 377
Joined: 06-Feb-11

For months now, I've had those 6 copies of Millstone collecting about 90% of the dust in my house, and I'm tired of it.

To proclaim who is the ultimate, most hardcore, most AWESOME Johnny in the known and unknown universe, I challenge all Johnnies to go infinite with Millstone.

Good luck to all, and I hope your brain doesn't explode from the impossibility of it. (DyingJester, this means YOU!)
Date Posted: Sun Jun/12/11 at 10:03pm

shakii23
Posts: 5711
Joined: 08-Sep-09

Millstone eh? Let's see...

Dross Scorpion
Millstone
Ashnod's Altar
Enduring Renewal
ornithopter


I win!
Date Posted: Sun Jun/12/11 at 10:11pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

No fair, shakii took the entire list of simple combo pieces...

ToT Waaaahhhh!!!!!
Date Posted: Sun Jun/12/11 at 10:21pm

gericault5
Posts: 2788
Joined: 13-Oct-09

Not so fast shakki

March of machines
Summoning station
Ashnods alter
Millstone
Intruder alarm

Training grounds can be added to get you infinate mana as well :P
Date Posted: Sun Jun/12/11 at 10:29pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Wow, G-Dogs's on the rebound, now dat's some serious johnniness going down, up in dis forum, ya heard?

My voice of reason: "Dude you're not street!"

Me: "Shut up you friggin' wierdo!"
Date Posted: Sun Jun/12/11 at 11:17pm

shakii23
Posts: 5711
Joined: 08-Sep-09

how about this then:

2 Aphetto Alchemists
Intruder Alarm
Vedalken Engineer
Myr Turbine


Infinite tokens and infinite mill
Date Posted: Sun Jun/12/11 at 11:37pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

AAwwwww Snap! Shakii recovers and fires off another volley of combo pieces, can anyone stand up to the lost spirit's inner Johnny?
Date Posted: Mon Jun/13/11 at 4:24am

shakii23
Posts: 5711
Joined: 08-Sep-09

i'm not even done yet...
Date Posted: Mon Jun/13/11 at 10:51am

gericault5
Posts: 2788
Joined: 13-Oct-09

Allright shakii ill see your infinate tokens and mill and raise you infinate mana and infinate draw

Karns touch
Millstone
Paradise mantle
Intruder alarm
Stoneybrook schoolmaster
Azumi lady of scrolls

Throw in pandinoum for infinate damage or words of worship for infinate life or the black green or red words for more tokens damage discard



[Edited by gericault5 on 13/Jun/11 at 1:21PM]
Date Posted: Mon Jun/13/11 at 6:07pm

Seregthol
Posts: 115
Joined: 21-Feb-11

Millstone
Staff of Domination
Elvish Aberration
Mana Reflection
Aphetto Alchemist

I'd also add in a Jace Beleren or Temple Bell to make all my opponents lose right away, instead of waiting until their next turns.


[Edited by Seregthol on 13/Jun/11 at 6:08PM]
Date Posted: Mon Jun/13/11 at 6:18pm

darthnefas
Posts: 1081
Joined: 04-Apr-11

I can't even keep up with this insanity! lol
Date Posted: Mon Jun/13/11 at 9:41pm

ForgerOfPie
Posts: 377
Joined: 06-Feb-11

This is fucking hilarious.

DyingJester, are you a sports narrator? if not, you'd be a great one.
Date Posted: Mon Jun/13/11 at 10:19pm

lin sivvi
Posts: 1608
Joined: 14-Jan-10

And Dying jester fails to annouce the next combo, but here comes Lin Sivvi right on his tail with, "Gericult and Shakii are duking it out but out of nowhere comes seregthol, but will it be enough to bring him into this match?"
Date Posted: Mon Jun/13/11 at 10:28pm

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Find out on the next, Johhny Ball Z!
Date Posted: Mon Jun/13/11 at 11:21pm

shakii23
Posts: 5711
Joined: 08-Sep-09

Aphetto Alchemist
Kiki-Jiki
Intruder alarm
Sol ring / any artifact lands
Millstone
Date Posted: Tue Jun/14/11 at 12:22am

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Previously on Johnny ball Z....Shakii and Gericault had a heated battle of Johnnyness which lead to Shakii ascending to a Super Johnny, said to be a bloodthirsty combo making machine, can anyone stop the Super Johnny Combo assault? Find out on this episode of Johnny Ball Z!
Date Posted: Tue Jun/14/11 at 12:59am

gericault5
Posts: 2788
Joined: 13-Oct-09

splinter twin

pestermite

mana echoes

aura of dominion

millstone
Date Posted: Tue Jun/14/11 at 7:47am

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

And Gericault strikes back with his Ketsugou! (Japanese term for combination) Can this match up get any more awesome?

 

My voice of reason: "Dude is back to back f%$king combo posts! You've got issues man!

Me: F#$k you logic! All you ever did for me was lower my GPA and let me solve all my problems with alchohol wait...on second thought...God Bless you logic!
Date Posted: Tue Jun/14/11 at 8:21am

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

Meanwhile Seregethol is in a race against time, as his ancient skeleton ancestor Death tells him of a level of Johnny never seen before.  The Combonator! Meanwhile back on the forum homeworld, innocent bystanders watch and wait, Trying to see who will be the Next Elder Johnny Highlander! Stay tuned for this and more on the next Johnny Ball Z!
Date Posted: Tue Jun/14/11 at 11:46pm

gericault5
Posts: 2788
Joined: 13-Oct-09

tradewind rider

elemental mastery

faces of the past

ashnods altar

millstone

bonesaw

 xenograft or artifical evolution


[Edited by gericault5 on 14/Jun/11 at 11:51PM]
Date Posted: Wed Jun/15/11 at 12:37am

Seregthol
Posts: 115
Joined: 21-Feb-11

Millstone

Prototype Portal

Ashnod's Altar

March of the Machines

Intruder Alarm

Heartstone

Mass Hysteria

(In case someone can't figure this one out:  Imprint Millstone on the Portal, pay one and tap the portal to get a millstone and untap the portal.  Pay one and tap the millstone to mill them for two, then sacrifice the millstone to the altar for two mana so you can do it a bunch more times.

Another way this could work:  don't use the millstones to mill, use them to get infinite mana instead.  Then it becomes really fun, because you can mill in response to the intruder alarm trigger.

Doubling Season could be used in place of Heartstone, which could become really funny if you stack the intruder alarm triggers correctly.)
Date Posted: Wed Jun/15/11 at 12:40am

Seregthol
Posts: 115
Joined: 21-Feb-11

Millstone

Mindcrank

Bloodchief Ascension
Date Posted: Wed Jun/15/11 at 1:39am

Seregthol
Posts: 115
Joined: 21-Feb-11

Millstone

Izzet Guildmage

Rite of Flame

Twiddle

Gemstone Array

Shahrazad

This one's a little complicated.  Cast Rite of Flame (with two more in your graveyard), but copy it in response with the Guildmage.  Let the copy go off (giving you RRRR in your mana pool) and use three of the mana to copy it again.  Do this google (10100) times just to be sure you have enough mana.  Play Shahrazad, and use the Guildmage to copy it (-log1/2x) times, where x is your opponent's life total.  In response, cast twiddle targetting the millstone.  Use the Guildmage ot copy it x/2 times, where x is the number of cards in your opponent's library, using the array for blue mana.  Use the millstone on your opponent in response to each copy going off, so they don't have a library anymore.  The subgames will start, and your opponent will lose all of them automatically because of a lack of cards in library.  If my calculations are correct, ([-log1/2x]+1) subgames should be exactly enough to put them at 0 life.
Date Posted: Wed Jun/15/11 at 2:55am

Dakkon Thued
Posts: 312
Joined: 15-Mar-10

I feel dumb asking this, but what is a johnny?

I'm pretty sure I love magic as much as the next guy, but you guys and your knowledge of magic make me look like i'm johnny depp in comparison to you nerds! hahaha
Date Posted: Wed Jun/15/11 at 8:54am

DyingJester
Posts: 1771
Joined: 16-Dec-08

A johhnny is one of the 3 magic player types. There's Johnnny combo player, spike the tournament player, and Timmy the guy who plays big spells (Sometimes refered too as the noob player, but I gotta say that a Timmy can be very frightening when playing ramp.) So there you have it. And Johnny Depp? Ninja please. We are way more awesome than some 2 bit movie star who's main source of income is a series of pirate movies that get more horrible as they are made. Next time choose  someone cool, like Shaun Connery, or the lead singer from Wham! or ummm....bugs bunny? He's cool...until the crossdressing starts.....ewwwwww..........
Date Posted: Wed Jun/15/11 at 9:01am

lin sivvi
Posts: 1608
Joined: 14-Jan-10


And spike doesn't really exist
Date Posted: Wed Jun/15/11 at 5:52pm

Seregthol
Posts: 115
Joined: 21-Feb-11

Timmy sits down and plays ten games. He only wins three games out of ten but the three he wins, he dominates his opponent. Timmy walks away happy.

Johnny builds a new deck that has a neat but difficult way to win. He plays ten games and manages to get his deck to do its thing… once. Johnny walks away happy.

Spike plays ten games and wins nine of them. Spike walks away unhappy.

'Nuff said.
Date Posted: Wed Jun/15/11 at 7:05pm

lin sivvi
Posts: 1608
Joined: 14-Jan-10

You forgot Waffin, obsure player: Waffin builds a deck based around one of the smallest themes in magic he wins 0 out of 10 games, but still walks away happy, as by his score book he had at least 16 times the style points.
Date Posted: Wed Jun/15/11 at 7:49pm

shakii23
Posts: 5711
Joined: 08-Sep-09

But wait, There's more!

If you buy 1 Millstone, you get:

1 Umbral Mantle
1 Aphetto Alchemist
plus 1 Viridian Joiner

Absolutely FREE!

So order now!
Date Posted: Thu Jun/16/11 at 12:42pm

[deleted troll]
Posts: 0
Joined: 03-Jan-70

The Galvanizer combo, and turn it into a creature



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